About

I'm Bethie! I'm super energetic and I love old men! I'm not fluent in any language not even my native tongue English. I'm a single girl who's just looking for a old old man to settle down with. I have no children but I do have a cat named Sweet Prince. I named him that because I like to act all intellectual and stuff. I'm an expert chef who's very skilled at cooking quesadillas, pancakes, ghetto doughnuts, and other simple meals.
I'm a simple looking girl with short, lushus, untamed hair and a curvaceous body. My eyes are like hot chocolate, warm and inviting.

I like to go to the beach and not take part in any beach related activities even though I'm all about that #NauticalLife.
My hobbies include: Scoping out retirements homes for eligible bachelors, complaining about being fat, sewing outfits for my cat, hoarding clothes, being a girl, having my period, making babies, shopping, bingo, pronouncing Mexican words wrong, and obsessing over pointless dreams.