About
Oi, hey there, how's it going.... suppose you want my life story or some sort of junk...
Well my mother was Lucretia Jugson, and my father was an african witch doctor or some s**t. however Father, Jaegar Jugson, was kind enough to give me his name and raise me as his own in exchange of... something or another from Mother. I never asked.
I was born in 1960 and was a Slytherin, of course, what else would I be? Father forced me to join up with the Death Eaters when I was seventeen, but I didn't really care, as long as I had something challenging to do. Maybe I should have gotten into business instead... nah.
I've got a half-brother, Micheal, he's six years older than I am, and a right stick in the mud. We used to hate each other's guts all the time but now we get along every once in a while. (Probably because we're hardly ever in the house at the same time)
But speaking of people I do hate, I have to say I hate Severus Snape. Loathe him, really, with every fibre of my being. I've tried to kill him several times but failed, mostly due to things beyond my control...
Once during an attack, I took the opportunity of everyone's distraction to try and bash Snape's head in with a rusty crowbar. Unfortunately, Voldemort caught me before I could even take a swing, and crucioed me until I wished I was dead.
Unfortunately, I wasn't killed, neither did I lose my mind, but I developed a rather persistant twitch for a while...... sometimes comes back if I've been drinking too much.
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I did bottom-of-the-chain grunt work for the Dark Lord, but was still thrown away to Azkaban for years. Boring as hell and no good booty in sight, ********.
Now that I'm 'reformed' I work in the Ministry's Magical creatures department, specializing in seizure of illegal and unlawful goods, mostly. I do a bit of investigation but mostly I'm still shoveling s**t after 20-some years.
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I'll miss you...don't forget to invite me over sometimes.
I like to blow up really big things. I think my technique needs work, though.
<3 Chamika.