The second coming of Raptor Jesus actually occurred last Thursday. Many were expecting a massive Earth shattering event to announce His presence but instead He arrived on United Airlines Flight 47 to Dulles. He has not yet rendered judgment on the sinners of the world but instead is sitting in His basement eating Ramen, contemplating the fate of the world, and spinning a dreidel.
"Our Raptor,
Whose art is /h/entai,
shopped be Thy face;
Thy donations c**,
Thy posts be done
in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven.
Give us this day our daily Bridget
and forgive us our trolling
as we forgive those who troll against us,
and lead us not into faggotry,
but deliver us from /fur/ries
In the name of the Longcat, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,
Amen.
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"Our Raptor,
Whose art is /h/entai,
shopped be Thy face;
Thy donations c**,
Thy posts be done
in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven.
Give us this day our daily Bridget
and forgive us our trolling
as we forgive those who troll against us,
and lead us not into faggotry,
but deliver us from /fur/ries
In the name of the Longcat, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,
Amen.
"