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I am the fastest vendor that has ever existed on this this site. The marketplace is my dominion, and I roam my castle like a king.If you think you're faster, you're high. But, by all means, try me. You won't stand a chance. I've spent nine years (as of August 2015) perfecting my vending style. I have one of the fastest internet connections in the country (1,000Mbps upload and download, with a 20ms ping to Gaia's servers), and one of the fastest on the site. I own the marketplace.
Want to know how fast I am? Click the spoiler below. This item was listed for seven days. When I found it, it had 7 days and two seconds remaining. That being said, if I had chosen to purchase it, I could have bought it in -1 seconds (according to Gaias time stamps)
I joined on November 26, 2005, under the account known as Impulsive Button Pusher. The account was banned in October of 2013. The account was officially unbanned as of March 9th, 2017. Please feel free to contact that account for all purposes. Thank you.
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