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Mary married Ed Elric and they had seven kids and a piranha and a mouse and then they adopted another mouse and it was in an egg. And so they thought the mouse was going to hatch and become a mouse and when it hatched it was a person and it had blue spiky long hair. They were all shocked and they all like became DARK and gothic and they wore DARK clothes and DARK makeup so they named him Dark but blue hair wasn’t dark enough so they made it purple. Ed liked Mary and Mary liked Ed and Dark so she cheated on Ed but Dark liked Anne-Marie so Dark got mad and slapped Ed and Ed died. So Mary went to Ed's funeral and Ed’s dead body had a spaz attack and slapped Mary and she died from eternal bleeding. And then no one went to her funeral except for her seven kids all named Bonfouca so Anne-Marie married Dark and they had a one eyed giant named Dark Marie and then one day Dark accidentally stepped on Dark Marie and he died. So Anne-Marie and Dark went to Dark Marie's funeral and Dark Marie spazslapped Dark in the face and he got a huge cut on his face. And so they had another kid named Jansport and it had a huge cut on its face. One day he was bad and so Anne-Marie shot him with a 22 rifle and Dark got mad too and he started stabbing him with pens they went to his funeral and Jansport’s body spazslapped Anne-Marie and she got a huge cut on her face. Soooo when the cuts face each other they make a rainbow light that controlled Mary but Dark accidentally stabbed his hand with a pencil so he died. And then Anne-Marie married Gaara and Victoria was mad soooo she hated Anne-Marie. So one day Gaara poured water on Anne-Marie’s head and she had a allergic reaction so they got a divorce so Victoria didn’t hate Anne-Marie anymore and so one day Anne-Marie went to a quiz bowl thingy and she met Clifford and they got married and they had a kid and they named him Fiji. Fiji looked like Ed so Anne-Marie was suspicious so she unzipped Clifford’s suit and he was Ed! So he went moohahaha and ran away so Anne-Marie scalped Fiji and wore his hair that was as long as Leslie’s hair as a tail and she killed Victoria with the magical My Little Pony tail. Anne-Marie got a paper cut on her nose and it fell off so she was in the hospital on life support and so Naruto gave Ashley the magical My Little Pony headband/belt which could do anything so Ashley put it on her belt and went to the hospital to visit Anne-Marie and Anne-Marie thought Ashley was on Naruto and Ed’s side which is the bad side but Ashley just tricked them because they were fools and Anne-Marie cut through the metal belt that Ashley was wearing and snatched it and Ashley said “Hey!” and she stole the metal cutting knife from Anne-Marie and she was trying to stab Anne-Marie but it wouldn’t cut though the paper dress she was wearing so she just took the belt back and stitched it up and she used the magical My Little Pony belt to heal her nose and make Anne-Marie a tail and belt/headband. So Ashley killed Gaara with the headband/belt and brought Victoria back to life. Victoria was mad that Ashley killed Gaara and Ashley said “Would you rather be dead?” and Victoria said “No way” and Anne-Marie said “Thought so.” So Anne-Marie did not give Victoria a magical My Little Pony headband/belt or a tail because they couldn’t trust her because they had trust vision rays but they had their magical my little pony headband/belt so they just made her fly so they went to Canada and they played professional hockey for a dollar each and they raised enough money to go to MacDonald’s to look for the pony shoes so Ed wouldn’t have them. So they went to MacDonald’s and the register guy unzipped his suit and it was Mary!!! So she went moohahaha and Anne-Marie showed her her wedding ring from Ed. Mary said that he just tricked her and Naruto made Ed and Mary go back to life by using the magical my little pony headband/belt. Anne-Marie, Victoria, and Ashley knew that Mary was there because the magical my little pony tail had radar that could locate Mary at any time. So Anne-Marie killed Mary with her magical my little pony headband/belt and she died. So they stole the shoes from her and then they used the radar in the shoes to locate Ed. He was in Australia so they went there and they realized he was on a boat, so they surfed to the boat, but Victoria wiped out on the surf board and got eaten by a goldfish and she died. And Anne-Marie and Ashley were sad. So they finally got to the boat and then Ed saw Anne-Marie and he got scared so he started crying and Anne-Marie got out her 22 rifle and she shot him but he didn’t die, because he was wearing a bullet-proof vest made out of paper. So he did not die. So he got into his submarine and he went to an island where he was stranded for weeks, so after much thought, he got back into the submarine and decided to go back to Australia and write a book about Fiji. So Ashley and Anne-Marie found the book and decoded it and found out that Ed went back to Canada and they looked for him everywhere and they finally found him. So they tied him to a chair and shot him dead with a 22 rifle, so they untied him and they didn’t know he didn’t die so they went go look for Naruto in Mexico and Ed called Naruto and told him to leave Mexico and go to Argentina to play soccer to make money to buy a Dora backpack. So he did and Anne-Marie and Ashley realized he went to Argentina because they followed to footprints…So...they found Naruto and they decided to let him go...because they were bored and they thought it was fun looking for them... So they wanted to become immortal, so they walked to Australia and they met a person named Joey, and he wanted to become immortal too, so they took him on the trip to Brazil to become immortal. So they like went to the magical my little pony clubhouse and asked the magical my little pony, named Quest, if they could become immortal and stuff, to Quest said yes, but Ashley couldn’t because she could only immortalize two people, so Quest went in alphabetical order and so Ashley didn’t become immortalized... ... They wanted to know if they were really immortal, so Anne-Marie told Ashley to kill Joey, by stabbing him. So she did, and he didn’t die! So they were kind of happy. Ashley turned herself into a paper person, so she couldn’t die, unless someone poured water on her fingers at 1:01 p.m. So Ashley made Dark come alive. And Anne-Marie and Joey became friends with Dark, and Ashley hated Dark, so she made Krad come alive. So she whispered to him to kill Dark by biting his head off, so he did, and Ashley and Krad laughed. like this: moohahaha! Anne-Marie and Joey cried .. like this: Wahhh! So Anne-Marie and Ashley d and Joey got into a violent fist fight, and Ashley and Krad won! So they were like moohahaha! And they ran away and Krad made Ashley immortal and Krad was already immortal because they were all cool like that. So Ashley and Krad met Ed and Naruto in the evil cave in the Bermuda Triangle and they sat there, painting their nails with teal-out . Then they were all like scared cause they thought Anne-Marie and Joey would like find them and be all mean and stuff, so they took off everything that they had that could track them and they put it on a train. Sooo Anne-Marie and Joey went on top of the train and they were looking for them and they found the tracking stuff and they went grr so Ashley and Krad went moohahaha and they had green glowing eyes and they hypnotized Joey to become a cross-dresser and he did. So Krad and Ashley laughed and then Ed and Naruto laughed then they ate Hispanic Canadian waffles then they started chasing Anne-Marie and Joey and they caught Joey but Anne-Marie outran them. Sooo she went moohahaha and she flew to Japan, but she accidentally dropped her magical my little pony stuff to the bottom of the ocean, so she couldn’t fly anymore, so she fell in the ocean, then swam to Japan, and then she bought some teal-out. Soooo...she painted her nails with the teal out. Sooo since she couldn’t fly anywhere else, she made a house out of straw , but all the teal-out came off her nails, so she was sad, soooo she made up a secret and e-mailed Ashley that she had a secret, so Ashley went ggrrr... and she accidentally made Victoria come back to life, but she didn’t know, so Victoria appeared in Japan with Anne-Marie, and Anne-Marie wouldn’t tell Victoria her secret, so Victoria blew her house down. So she told her the secret, so they made a new house. Sooo everyone was evil except Anne-Marie and Victoria. The evil people had green glowing eyes. Ed brought Mary back to life, and she became evil too. So like all the evil people made themselves immortal, except Ashley accidentally made herself unimmortal. Sooooo one day, Mary was bored and, so went to Japan and stole Anne-Marie’s 22 rifle and her teal out. And then she got super bored, so she shot Ashley, and everyone went to Ashley’s funeral and they were all sad. Ashley’s dead body spazslapped Sasuke, and he got the huge cut on his face, so he went to go find Anne-Marie and he found her and when they faced each other it made a Rainbow light and they could breathe under water and fly. So they went to the ocean to find the magical my little pony stuff. They only found the belt though. Sasuke was good, so Anne-Marie duplicated the belt and gave it to Sasuke then they went back to Japan and realized that they forgot about Victoria so they found her, and she died, because she chocked on a toothbrush. She did not have a funeral. Soo Anne-Marie made Joey good, but his eyes were still green, so she was really creeped out, so she took out his eyes and put in new ones. Sooo Anne-Marie wasn’t like creeped out anymore. So like one day Sasuke was bored, soo they were spying on Krad and Mary and Ed. And they heard them talking about stuff they couldn’t understand, because they were talking in a language called Canadaese. So they bought an English-Canadaese dictionary and translated what they were saying. They were talking about bringing Ashley back to life.
this is my friend. joe. :].
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my home and native land
goooo canucks
amazing
pete wentz n his bass on the floor. nice shoess
RIP walter
me and hyphen got to go to a canucks game when we went to canada to visit our extended family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HOLY WOW
pete wentz playin his bass. looks drunk lol
awwwww <3
whoaaaaaaaa the blond
this guy is adorable
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heey ppls this is going to be an awesome journal...anyways it says to tell about myself so i supose i will. ok..my name would have to be krad. im a girl. and im in a band with my two besties...hyphen and cliff. dey cool. kind of.. =/ lol oh well.. bu
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