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-------mass-assult------ Report | 05/13/2008 5:31 pm
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i feel sowy now im sorry
-------mass-assult------ Report | 02/28/2008 5:06 am
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she never logs on anymore =)
jonnyskylar Report | 02/15/2008 2:24 pm
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hi so wats up
-------mass-assult------ Report | 02/08/2008 5:01 am
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Yo mama is so fat



Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up







Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"







Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.







Yo mama so fat were in her right now







Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise







Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone







Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors







Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...







Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world







Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy







Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!







Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!







Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"







Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"







Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized







Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway







Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller







Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets







Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th







Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too







Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"







Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!







Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"







Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.







Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.







Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.







Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.







Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!







Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!







Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!







Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!







Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!







Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!







Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...







Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.







Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!







Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!







Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!







Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!







Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!







Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.







Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!







Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!







Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!







Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!







Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!







Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!







Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!







Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!







Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!







Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!







Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!







Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!







Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!







Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!







Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!







Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!







Yo mama s
-------mass-assult------ Report | 02/03/2008 7:26 am
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i agree with ivanna so umm WHO THE HELL WOULD BE UR FRIEND GEEEZ
Poetic_Indulgence Report | 01/25/2008 1:29 pm
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i wasnt trying to tell u my problems i was just sayin. and u know what you act like ur good when u know damn well you do bad things so dont play that dumbass game ok. me and kk were u friends and u so ******** up u act like u never told me ur issues i tried to help u but what ev. your a messed up girl and u need to check urself. y even talk to me cuz u know ur just gunna get med....and i try to make peace cuz u know thats what we as jw's r post to do.s so u cansit their and act all good n stuff when u know damn well u doing the wrong thing....but w/e i guess i know who my real friends r and i now know u were never 1 so get ur aittude fixed
Poetic_Indulgence Report | 01/25/2008 1:13 pm
Poetic_Indulgence
im not tryin to b friends again besides i dont think i ever wanna again...but just so you know u can be happy to know that im getting in trouble by not being ur friend..just so u know oh and kk dont wanna b ur friend again either
Poetic_Indulgence Report | 01/25/2008 12:48 pm
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well u know sorry for dat but sense we ain't talkin i had to and wanted to so i did iight. and i have the right to okay cuz shes my friend too... so yea w/e btw dont be mad at me cuz i'm da 1 dat tried to be friends again w/e bye
-------mass-assult------ Report | 01/22/2008 4:50 pm
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hey look it is gay frost
Zenbakudon Report | 01/22/2008 4:31 pm
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hmm yesterday. yes i am somebody you dont know. but that Travis guy. if he causes any more problems for you. feel free to tell me ok?

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my bf and my besty's

This story is sad but shows true love. A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl- Slow down im scared Guy- No this is fun Girl- No its not please its to scary Guy- then tell me you love me Girl- I love you, now slow down Guy- Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug Guy- Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me. In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and, told him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile.

ivana dont act like u dont kno wat u did and im glad were not friends anymore cause i not depressed anymore