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SarcasticWeasel

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Last Login: 11/27/2021 9:10 pm
Total Posts: 143
Posts Per Day: 0.02
Member Since: 07/05/2005

Location: Denver, Colorado
Gender: Male

Interests

Hobbies/Interests: writing music sound mixing playing my sax playing the piano acting immature

About

Me? Well, how nice of you to ask. My name is Andrew. I'm seventeen years old with the maturity level of twelve years old. I live in Denver, Colorado. I like to write and arrange music; play my saxophone(s), bassoon, and piano; and sleep. Music is the only thing I like about this world, other than video games. It's what I do instead of doing my homework. So far I've written four orchestral scores, three concert band arrangements, and a myriad of piano and chamber pieces. I'm not like most teenagers when it comes to music, in that I don't like modern music. I simply can't stand punk rock, heavy metal, rap, hip-hop, and everything else that this awful generation of "music" comes up with. I enjoy classical and jazz ("Oh, what a freak!"). There are also a number of other things that I'm not into that most teenagers like, such as body piercings, tattoos, myspace, smoking, drugs, self-mutilation, autoeroticdisfixia, loud cars, and football. These things just don't interest me. Video games, on the other hand, really interest me. What a greater way to waste time than videogames, huh? My favorites are Conker's Bad Fur Day, Mario Tennis, Jet Force Gemini, Metroid, and Soul Calibur. I like most video games except for turn-based RPGs and Halo. Man how I could do without Halo. Have you ever played Halo with somebody who throws a fit if they die? And then they chuck your borrowed controller across the room, screaming at you, calling you a cheating mother f***er? Some people take Halo so seriously, it's like a religion. It totally ruins the moment.
Let see, what are some other things about me? Like most Gaians, I'm single. I just don't understand these mysterious creatures called women. I'll leave it at that.