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Hello my name is Mary. I enjoy long walks on the beach, bird watching, and feeding squirrels waffles.The Weirdest things that I have EVER Done
_gone to walmart to buy my grandfather KY jelly... with my mother. (for its medicinal properties, of course).
_swam with sharks... but got kicked in the face by the lifegaurd.
participated in a prairie dog shooting contest.
_went back the same day to feed those prairie dogs peanuts.
_ watched my older and far more experienced sister train a 1-legged chicken to sit on her shoulder.
_fed a local squirrel waffles, multiple times.
_was told by an old lady that I would get rabies from said squirrel.
_dreamt about the world being taken over by power-hungry leprechauns and that the only way to stop them was to use shoes that were modified to shoot laser beams.
_been to band camp (sooo not how its like in the movies).
_joined the local marching band just so that i could wear the giant poofy hat and say "i'm a giant Q-tip!!"
_heard my cousin say that he was going to get my grandpa's dog put down... only later to find out that he just took it outside and shot it. (i'm descended from rednecks!! ).
_had a hamster that my parents didn't know about escape into the house and never be caught. (we still see him every once in a while)...
_been prank called and had the pokemon theme song sang to me.
_cheated at skeeball and all i won was a pinwheel.
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Its much appreciated.
Come again soon!
dude i am so mad i sold my beads for 100k less than they are worth!!