Schro's love
Schro und Rippy are happily married~
Rip van Winkle, ze voman zhat Schro is in love vizh.
She has mood svings.
Sometimes girlish and cute, ozhertimes just plain creepy.
Schro still loves her vizh all his heart.
So zhat means you can't hafe her.
If you so much as look at her tvice,
Schro vill come und pillow!smozher you in your sleep.