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1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b*****d who made you that way.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.
4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to stop your bloody whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy a**
Living can't be called living without risks.
Mistakes are to best results.
When you find something you want, GO for it!
Love isn't a game, it's a way of life.
No one is above another, cause we all screw up.
Learning from the past, makes a dull future.
And.. friends are the most important thing in life. No matter what.
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Screw that live life to the fullest!
PM me and ask nicely and I'll try and help you in anyway I can with your quest or wants.
Would love Bachelor/Master/Doctorate Credits and Tickets! IF you happen to have any you aren't using. Please and Spank you!
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