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scorpion2390 Report | 08/05/2006 9:35 pm

Real or Fake
The differences between real friends and fake friends.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the ******** out.

scorpion2390 Report | 08/05/2006 9:02 pm

Morning Poem

I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,

That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his ******** head.

I'm not a morning person.

Romeos_lover Report | 06/20/2006 8:52 pm

Hey you are on what a shock it is well nvm do you wanna talk?

scorpion2390 Report | 06/20/2006 5:57 pm

yay....thanks.....

Romeos_lover Report | 06/19/2006 9:37 pm

........................there you have more comments.......................

scorpion2390 Report | 06/19/2006 12:53 pm

gouchie....lol......HEY HOT GOUCHIE BABE YOU GOING TO SAY SOMETHING.......HEHE IM LOUD......CAN U HEAR ME NOW..........

scorpion2390 Report | 06/18/2006 10:14 am

lol....i need some more comments......

scorpion2390 Report | 06/08/2006 1:14 pm

i dont have any thing for my other hand.......and another reason ninja

Nerd_Magnet Report | 06/08/2006 10:44 am

but im wondering why you have TWO!! please tell me....=( i'll cry.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................... no not really lol

scorpion2390 Report | 06/08/2006 4:10 am

oh wait i did buy it.......hehe sorry