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15 things to do at WAL*MART 1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly place them in shoppers' carts while they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. Walk up to an employee in housewares, tell him/ her in an official tone "Code Blue." and watch what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks how they may help you, start crying and say "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspicously, humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!!!! It's those voices again!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room; wait a while, then yell very loudly "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
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