About
Bee was born to an assassin and a pastry chef in 1943, and spent her formative years learning how to be the middleman in Faustian bargains with Satan (he can't see all those people in person, naturally). Her career of trading people's mortal souls for earthly wealth was hampered in 1969 when, at the tender age of seven, she was sent to Vietnam. Her navy vessel somehow ended up in Latvia instead, and so Bee spent the entirety of the 1920s wandering Europe with nothing to her name but the shirt on her back and a thirty-pound unabridged dictionary.She ended up in Corsica, and spent a year as the proud nanny to a charming young lad named Napoleon. Eventually unsatisfied with the nanny business, Bee moved to England, spent a fortune to become a man, lived a happy twelve years as the doting husband of a lovely lass named Ophelia, decided the man thing wasn't for her, and spent another fortune becoming a woman again. She spent the eighties wearing miniskirts, combat boots, and primary-colored leggings, all of which were extremely unflattering. Bee now toils away in a cave in India, working on a model of New York City that is made entirely of cream cheese. Sometimes, she gets on her laptop and marvels at what the outside world is like.
One Long Avi Quest Complete; Another Begins!
#FF0000 Complex Shirt - 6,131
Alice's Black Boots - 1,000
Chyaku Norisu Scarf - Varies, Estimated Around 30,000
Coco Kitty Plushie - Varies, Estimated Around 45,000
Missy Shade Mini Jacket - 1,225
Stylish Charcoal Winter Skirt - 8,000
Girl's Wildflower Black Haircut - 2,600
Alice's Black Boots - 1,000
Chyaku Norisu Scarf - Varies, Estimated Around 30,000
Coco Kitty Plushie - Varies, Estimated Around 45,000
Missy Shade Mini Jacket - 1,225
Stylish Charcoal Winter Skirt - 8,000
Girl's Wildflower Black Haircut - 2,600
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