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It's probably a good idea to add that my birthday is NOT 5/5. It's actually 5/31, but for some innexplicable reason, 5/31 is not an option when selecting your date of birth during your registration on Gaia.Long backstory that's not really all that interesting. Single, probably for life; yet qualifying as a ladies man for... unhelpful reasons. See TV Tropes: Mistaken For Gay
If you look up my name in urbandictionary, you might find that some of the definitions are disturbingly accurate: Urban Dictionary: Larry
I'm told that I'm an amazing baker, that I'm masterful with a box of 96 Crayola crayons and drawing sunsets on beaches. I recently started showing my sense of style, and have been told that my style is quite impressive. That's not true anymore; people have been flipping s**t at me over my showing them up wearing ties with polos and shorts.
For example on Friday, while wearing a black pair of slacks, fedora, and tie, as well as a very un-mellow yellow polo.
"Dude what's wrong with you? You can't dress like that and think it's cool." * "I'm emo in disguise, now shut it." -- or "Larry why the hell are you dressed like a frickin bumblebee? It was bad enough that you were coming to school in that kind of crap before, but this is ridiculous." * "What kind of bee is black with a yellow band? I'm a wasp, turd sucker. And I recommend you back the hell off before I sting you kid-less."
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but im fairly sure your mother could xD
i think you should listen to her.
otherwise you might end up in trouble :/
if you have to go then you should go.
im just sad that we couldnt get to talk more today :/
does she not want you to talk to me?
enjoy..