YAY FOR YOU LIFE! WHOOT yeah my life's always pretty boring so i have to find things to distract myself with
like play dough. I know i'm technically too old to play with play dough but it's soo much fun but you cant eat it cuz it tastes gross
I tried that once but yeah it didn't go so well...i tried eating grass too but apparently it's bad for you stomach or something i can't remember
i was kinda small.
I once made a monkey out of play dough and then i went and showed it to a real monkey and the stupid monkey smashed it up! I was so depressed. Man i hated that monkey
it was evvvilll, i tried feeding it once but it scratched my hand. Stupid ungrateful monkey, and i was being nice too!
I like them small orange monkeys though they're soo cuuteeee! I wanna take one HOOOMMEEE!
hehe i really SHOULD be studying for my history and math exams right now buuuttt...this is so much more entertaining! I'm extremely exhausted! I was up studying till 3AM last night...it was AWFUL! and boooo i have to do college applications too SADNESS!
Ugh i hate math it's not really one of my strong points
I soo wish i was one of those geniuses who know EVERYTHING! it's great they're all like 3 and you see them on tv explaining quantum physics and like the meaning of life or whatever.
News reporter : Reginald, age 3, a child prodigy from Ireland has just discovered the meaning of life
Reginald: Xn2.....(complicated math stuff)
News Reporter: and there you have it folks the most difficult problem in the world has just been solved by a 3 year old - hohohoho laughter of people on tv-
hahahah if someone asked me that question it'd go something like this:
News Reporter: Hello i am Brenda Renolds on site with Mistress Silent, who has claimed to have discovered the meaning of life, tell us mistress silent how did this happen>
Silent: Well, you see i was walking along and i saw this candy cane looking truck thing so i started to chase it and then BOOM i crashed into it and all of a sudden this HUUUGE chocolate bar falls out of the sky
right infront of me so naturally i took a bite out of it and then it hit me like WAM! The meaning of life is CHOCOLATE! YAAAAYYYY!
YAY!!!!! I LOVE MUFFINS TOO! * does the muffin dance*
Beached wales are reaally sad mon. I mean wales are soo cute and cudly and make you just want to hug them and squish them to death buuut them dying on beaches is realllll depressing.
Soo hows life? mine's boring...there's absolutely nothing to do!
some bird just crashed into my window....its very sad...i dont want to look if it died. Seriously bird's are stupid, why do they fly into windows? maybe he was suicidal i dunno....
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