About
Hallo!
My names Magpie and I'll be your server today, what can I get ya? You say I'm not a waitress? Ive never been a waitress? My shoes are funny?...HAH I'm not wearing shoes..anywhos >_>
Likes-
Kittens
Scantily clad Spartans (abbage)
blood splatters but not bug splatters
neon paint, colors, lights etc
black lights and strobe lights
MUSIC IS MY LIFE no music=dead Magpie
I don't care if someones bi or gay but I'm straight, but I do like yaoi, ITS SMEXY
I like roller coasters
the color teal
vampire stories, vampires in general, and biting
mythology and archeology
HIP BONES, I ADORE HIP BONES!!!
swimming and skinny dipping, course last time I did that I lost my clothes and had to run back to my house nakie...>_> and on that note I wanna go streaking some time on purpose that is.
FIRE!! im a bit of a pyro, and a clepto...
sharp things and explosives
Video games
money and the smell of money
Axe body spray...in SMALL VERY SMALL amounts, course small to me may be quite a bit to others...cause my nose doesnt work....stupid thing...tho i do have a good sense of taste....
pumpkin pie or practically anything with pumpkin in it or on it or even near it
I adore chocolate but i dont like dark chocolate.
I like to draw things, so if you want a drawing and your super nice to me, ill give ya one! if not ill charge ya ^_^ nah im not that great yet so they are FREE!!
Dislikes-
Mornings, HOW I HATE THEM!!!
FEET!! not mine of course only yours, this fear/hate is thanks to my older brother....and his nasty hairy calloused feet....*shudder*
Mashed potatoes, weird right? they make me gag
being told not to sleep
people who assume they know me
boring people...
losing circulation
my laziness
Cleaning up for work, actually cleaning in general I don't like unless i get a weird urge...like in art......
INFLATION!! OMG I bought my dear coco for 9,999 and now i cant even buy it a buddy cause I'm poor..and rather lazy..but its also sooo expensive!!!
AH I DONT LIKE MY COMPUTER!! TIS SLOW!!! RAWR
I don't like it when an anime that i like ends, no matter what kind of ending i dont want it to end, course if it didnt i would go insane with curiosity
About me-
You will find no pictures of me on here because I hate pictures of myself, cameras steal your soul....tho if I get a digital camera soon..I MIGHT change my mind...it's a possibility
Anyways I suppose I'll describe myself...
I have dark brown hair
yellowish brown eyes with lil spots in 'em
bout 5'4"
I guess im skinny...*shrug*
I am American/Asian with a lil bit of German thrown in
My ears are peirced
I have wide feet...and I like to bite! weeee!
OH! Personality wise I'm pretty loud and crazy so i've been told *nods* I like to poke people and tackle them. If you dont like being touched (my that sounds odd) then you wont do well around me for i like giving hugs and pokes and all that fun stuff
I waffle my wuffle bird with aunt Jemimah syrup!!! Ummm....
PERPARE FOR V, FOR VENDETTA:
Voila, in view a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vestiges of the vox populi now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and vitelline vernal vermin van guarding vice and vouch and saving the violently vicious and voracious violation of volitionary.
Heehee!! The only verdict is vengeance. A vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain. For the value and veracity of such that shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vicious verse of verbiage veers most robust so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you, and you may call me....V
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