About
I'm Andrew and i'm an 18 year old British scummer.
I'm originally from England but just recently I moved up to Scotland and swapped all my irl friends For an Xbox.
[This is no longer true, but I did keep the Xbox]
I'm amused by simple things like the colour green & The smell of sponge. I've got a controversial sense of humour which has landed me in the s**t way too many times. I quite like to get -off my tits- and attempt new things.
As a result of this so far, I have ******** up on the following:
>Relationships
>Steph
>A Beatles project
>Learning piano
>Kissing without tongues
>Veganism
>Art
>Being up to date with -cool- music
>Staying sober
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In short;
I don't really have any hobbies, I'm miles behind with music and I can't play Guitar hero for s**t. I HATE cats, veins and The Plain white T's.
HEY THAR LITTLE FELLER LULZ
omg c**k noze!
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Know where you mean.
Never been though.
Haa, I am lacking in the same department.
I have resorted to not eating lunch.
Indeed.
However, why on earth would you want to come heeere?
This is true. I can't get the delicious thought of your bloody, bony finger stumps popping bubble wrap now.
Yum.
Yeah, it's never good to pass stds on to unborn children, I hear they dunnae like it.
You should wrap that thing up. It's a weapon of mass destruction.
Well, practise makes perfect. More you drink, better you get at it.
Sounds about right .. I'll cut your fingers off then. Defeats the object of you not hurting yourself a bit but .. No, I fail.
Never let me have kids.
Still? Jesus. You shouldn't be allowed to drink.
Or allowed to go out.
I'm bubble wrapping you. Seriously.
Grand and gee thanks .. I feel so cherished.
How are you this fine sunny night?
it sounds like effort like
And as I was sitting here not giving a s**t, I thought of you c: