Remind me to update my interests.
1 = Definetly not attractive.
2 = Decent.
3 = Fine.
4 = Fine as hell.
5 = I'd do you.
6 = Pretty damn sexy.
7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU.
8 = I wanna make you my man/girl.
9 = Just a friend.
10 = Sexiest person I know.
11 = ******** gorgeous.
12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times.
13 = I wanna ******** you.
14 = Let's get married
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