"Ms. Dumbum aint your teacher today, i am. now i have a headache and the runs so i say.... time for recess!"

"My name is Dewey Finn, and no im not a licensed teacher! but i have been touched by your kids and im pretty sure i touched them!"

"one is all you need."
"hard f.u.c.k.i.n.g?"
"get on top honey."
"slow down im gunna spurt, DAH no, sorry!"
you shouldn't have f.u.c.k.e.d me so hard."

"god im f.u.c.k.i.n.g hungry, let me check the fridge."
CLICK -Jack opens the fridge in background-

"better, closer, warmer."

I walked forty-seven miles of barbed wire, I got a cobra snake for a necktie
A brand new house on the road side, and it's a-made out of rattlesnake hide
Got a band new chimney put on top, and it's a-made out of human skull
Come on take a little walk with me baby, and tell me who do you love?
Who do you love?
Who do you love?

Around the town I use a rattlesnake whip, take it easy baby don't you give me no lip
Who do you love?
Who do you love?

I've got a tombstone hand and a graveyard mind, I'm just twenty-two and I don't mind dying
Who do you love?
Who do you love?
Who do you love?

Now Arlene took a-me by my hand, she said "Lonesome George you don't understand,
who do you love?"
The night were dark and the sky were blue, down the alleyway a house wagon flew
Hit a bump and somebody screamed, you should've heard what I'd seen
Who do you love?
Who do you love?
Who do you love?
Who do you love?

Yeah, I've got a tombstone hand in a graveyard mine, just twenty-two baby I don't mind dying
Snake skin shoes baby put them on your feet, got the goodtime music and the Bo Diddley beat
Who do you love?
Who do you love?

I walked forty-seven miles of barbed wire, I got a cobra snake for a necktie
A brand new house on the road side, and it's made out of rattlesnake hide
Got a band new chimney put on top, and it's made out of human skull
Come on take a little walk with me child, tell me who do you love?
Who do you love?
Who do you love?

"f.u.c.k my a.s.s, what else?"

this is where Jack Black talks about C.o.c.k Push ups and how to do C.o.c.k Push ups:

"I've been doing c.o.c.k push ups."

"C.o.c.k push ups?"

"its where u f.u.c.k.i.n.g lay flat on the ground and u let your boner lift u up of the ground."

"see, its f.u.c.k.i.n.g simple."

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

Cruised into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on the door
She a long lost love at first bite
Baby maybe you're wrong, but you know it's all right
That's right
Steven tyler made these corrections and I made the best comment down below thank you



-Steven Tyler

(That, that)
(That, that)

Backstage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whipped out her gun
And tried to blow me away

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

So never judge a book by it's cover
Or who you're going to love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord imagine my surprise

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

Baby let me follow you down
Let me take a peek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me all night
Baby let me follow you down
Turn the other cheek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me, do me

(Guitar solo)

Ooh what a funky lady
She like it, like it, like it, like that,
Ooh he was a lady

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady

(That that) ya ya ya yya ya yya ya chit chit yaow

(That, that)
(That, that)
[Repeat and fade]

Eminem huh?
You wanna dis us?
You wanna dis Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid?
Well here goes a remix
From us to you
This is the truth about Slim A.n.u.s
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is Slim A.n.u.s
Hi, my name is huh?
My name is what?
My name is the f.u.d.g.e.p.a.c.k.e.r
Hi, my name is what?
(Excuse me)
My name is who?
My name is the nut licker
Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your a.s.s?)
My name is who? (My name is what)
My name is the buttsniffer
Hi, kids do you like A.n.u.s?
I let Dr. Dre fill up my butt for one chance to be famous (Uh huh)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah)
Try acid and get your butt pumped out like I did
My brains dead weight
I'm tryin to get my head straight
But I can't figure out
Which Backstreet Boy I wanna impregnate?
Dr. Dre said Slim Shady you a cutie (Uh huh)
I'll give you a deal let me up in that booty (OK!)
Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt (Yup)
Got p.i.s.s.e.d off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
She don't know how to do Tommy Lee
I'd suck his d.i.c.k off
Hi, my a.n.u.s who?
My a**s what?
My a**s it gets tapped dawg
Hi, my a.n.u.s (Excuse me)
My a.n.u.s
My a.n.u.s every now and then gets plugged up
Hi, my a.n.u.s (Can I have the attention of your a.s.s?)
My a.n.u.s
My a.n.u.s is occasionally reamed out
Hi, my a.n.u.s who?
My a.n.u.s what?
My a.n.u.s really needs to be filled up
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide
I pinched his a.s.s
He winked at me
He chased me around the desk
I told him come and get me
Walked in the strip club
Had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender
And I tried to feel his d.i.c.k up.
Extra-terrestrials-running over pedestrians-
in a space ship while they're screaming at me:
"Let's just be friends!"
99% of my life I was lied to
I just found out my Mom s.c.r.e.w.s more guys than I do (Damn)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
She met Violent J I couldn't believe it when he slapped her
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
And try to touch your hands
But I need me a man
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it Dear Dave, thanks for the support
Nice a.s.s!
Hi, my name is huh?
My name is who? (Excuse me)
My name is (They call me the pore plugger)
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is the inch itch-er (Excuse me?)
One of radio's wonder boys
They call me the butt itch-er
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is (I've been called Dre's butt boy)
Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away (Get him)
Dr. Dre don't just stand there operate
Or feel up my balls and butt cheeks
a**l lube got my a.s.s greasy for weeks.
Stick your manhood between my cheeks (Hey,Yup)
Am I coming or going?
I can barely decide.
I just drank a pint of s.e.m.e.n.
Dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived.
Dre's butt is too s.e.x.y to hide.
Take your pants off Dre-I don't mind.
Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk.
I'll do any guy that walks.
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits.
Sometimes I sit and wish Dr.Dre had a set of t.i.t.s.
(Get behind me Shady and grab me by my hips)
If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips.
By the way if you see my dad,
ask him if he's seen my spread in G.a.y Al's P.o.r.n.o Mag
Hi!-my a.n.u.s
Who?
My a.n.u.s.
What?
My a.n.u.s-
gets tapped on.
Hi!-my a.n.u.s.
Who?
My a.n.u.s.
What?.
My a.n.u.s-
it's always getting plugged up.
Hi!-my a.n.u.s.
Who?
My a.n.u.s!
What?!
My a.n.u.s!
My a.n.u.s!
It needs to be filled up!
Your a.n.u.s.
Your a.n.u.s.
Your a.n.u.s is always getting plugged.
Your a.n.u.s.
Your a.n.u.s,is always getting stuffed!
You wanna dis us?! (huh?!)
We don't even know you, you little b.i.t.c.h!
You wanna sit there and dis us?
You little b.i.t.c.h!
I'll slap your face off!
That's what happens when you go up against the psychopathic family, trick!
You little b.i.t.c.h!!! (Laughter)
Slim A.n.u.s!

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