THE SCOOP
:0Uh, hello! Welcome to my... page... thing?
Refreshments are over there, fire exits are located- what do you mean this isn't a physical place. You're ruining the illusion. Dammit, its gone. The magic is gone.
Thanks.
I GUESS I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT ME.
I'm an aspiring electrical engineer/author/porn star. I'm growing a mustache. For now I have a shitty job working at Taco Bell. I'm a pretty laid back guy, sometimes a bit awkward, and I try to be the mediator and make friends with random people. I listen to a WIDE variety of music, and as long as it has a good melody and stuff, I can dig it. I like swimming, and also just drawing doodles. I also hold strongly to the belief that people should be themselves and individuals, no matter what society says is the norm. Some people may view me as "funny", "cool" or "a f*****t". SFM Enterprises (tm) does not confirm nor does it deny these views. Due to legal reasons, any further reading of this profile page is against THE LAW.
THE LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
So that's me. Love me, hate me, just remember to spay and neuter your pets, please. It's an important issue.
JUICY GOSSIP
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pls and thank u :')