Too Often,We Lose Sight Of Life's Simple Pleasures. Remember, When Someone Annoys You-It Takes 42 Muscles To Frown, But It Only Takes 4 Muscles To Extend Your Arm And BitchSlap That Mofo:)
I've Learned SO Much from my mistakes...I'm thinking of Making some more!
Some ppl just need a hi-5...In the face.....WITH A CHAIR!
B*tch...I'm not insulting you!I'm describing you.
Wen Ppl ask dumb questionsI feel Obligated 2Give them SARCASTIC Answers
Cutting Corners In PE Because Ur A Fearless b*****d:)
I Wonder How Policemen,On Bikes,Arrest Ppl.Like,"Get In The Basket." ??
Alarm Clock:Cuz Every Morning Should Start With A Heart Attack
God Gave Us Mondays,To Punish Us 4 Whatever We Did Over The Weekend
*Press A Toy In The Store**It Wont Stop Making Noises.*Walk Away, Walk Away!
We Have ALL Waited Behind A Door 2 Scare Some1,Then Left Cuz They Took Too Long.
Why I dont Look Out My Window At Night-1% Im Afraid Of the Dark 99% Im scared Ill Find a Face Looking back at me
Tht Tiny Heart Attack U Get Wen Ur Mom Borrows Ur Phone."WAT IF SHE OPENS MY GALLERY?!MY INBOX?!MY EVERYTHING!!"
Wen Im In A Car And A Sad Song Comes On I Stare Out The Window And Act Like Im In A Movie.
I Die A Little Inside Whenever I See The word"Explain"On A Test
Pretending to Never Get A Text From Someone Who Annoys You
I know...It's Cluttered. But you're already Here so Why Not Read Everything.
UMM...??cant think ofa title..Just talk
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happy thanksgiving!
any plans for turkey day?
it's sad i know! i just don't understand what the deal is about drugs!