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Name: Henry Avelino
Age:11
Hometown: Taunton, MA
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Interests: Video games, hanging with friends, posting on forums, chating online, drawing
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I know who you are
The leader of lost souls
You can't kill me
I'm immortal
I'm not afraid to die
My soul will travel on
You can't kill me
I'm immortal
Now for...Foamy's Rant!!
You know what pisses me off? Ya know, when you're having a conversation with someone and for some reason, you get on a particular topic. Let's say the topic is...nuts. Don't you hate how the other person has to make some dumbass, sexual comment, creating some kinda of lame a** pun, based on your legitimate topic of conversation. Let's say you say something like "I'm not sure I like those nuts. They leave a weird taste in my mouth" Then the other person, in the usual dumbass fashion, has to say something like "Uh, you don't like the nuts in your mouth?" Then he or she giggles like an idiot for a half-hour because they think they made a clever joke out of your topic of conversation. These people need to be killed! I'm sick and tired of people warping simple topics into something perverted. And God forbid if you're a woman who gets caught up in some kind of twisted war play like this, be fore you know it, everyone at work or school is getting on your back because you made a comment about a large ball. It's unnecessary, it's stupid, and it just shows that you're thinking with your sexual organs, rather then your brain. This being the case, someone should glue your mouth to your butt, so that they may illustrate that you truly, indeed, suck, a**. Next topic! Drunk people! You know, the type of asswhole who always has to get s**t-based on the weekends, then go staggering around, patting you on the back like you're his best friend, when all you really want him to do is get in his car, and drive home recklessly. I'm sick and tired of some incoherent asswhole who smells like a case of molt liquor all of a sudden talking about the philosophy of life while trying to pick up some woman at a bar. Nice. And what's worse are those ******** dolts that go around telling you how ******** up they got the night before, like they disserve some type of reward for falling face first into a patch of tomatoes in your backyard at 4 AM in the morning. "And don't forget: friends don't let friends drive drunk!" Screw that! For all I'm concerned, give 'em the keys, rev up the engine, and let 'em go sailing home with a bottle of tequila in their lap. One of three things will happen. One, the cops will pull them over and end up beating the s**t outta them just because this ******** is in a drunken rage, and refuses to turn off Neil Diamond?s "They're coming to America". Two, they'll wrap themselves around a telephone pole and either be killed or paralyzed. Cruel you say? Well so is inflicting your drunken stupidity on the rest of the world. So be ready to pay the consequences, asswhole. Sinario number three, my least favorite. They make it home ok and pass out on the lawn with their motor running and their radio is blasting some dumbass metal song from the mid 80s and no one wants to hear anymore. But at least it gives them a chance to try again next week. So if your drunken idiot, or a moron who has to manipulate legitimate conversations to get a cheap thrill out of your libido, feel free to get together with one another on the weekends. Drive around drunk! Make all the twisted sexual comments you like. I'll just watch from the local dinner window as they scrap your body off the pavement with a ******** spatula. Get out of our ******** lives, you moronic asswholes. Your existence is useless, and you're dragging down the collective intelligence of humanity. You like what I have to say? Here's the keys, and a bottle of Crack Daniels! I'll see you tomorrow. But, hopefully not.
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