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The ******** Night Before Christmas, Dammit==========================================
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Everybody felt shitty -- even the mouse.
Mom at the Whorehouse and Dad smoking grass;
I'd just settled down for a nice piece of a**.
When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what the matter
Then out on the lawn I saw a big d**k
I knew in a moment: it must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment the fat ******** fell.
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
And a big rubber d**k for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart
The son of a b***h blew the chimeny apart,
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight
"Piss on you all and have a hell of a night!"
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remember I heart you and think you are great and I hope that your life gets better. but you have to remember the only way life will get better is if you think it will. other wise you will just stay in your dark hole and think you are not worth it~ but you have friends that you can rely on I will never leave you and I'm sure goth wont either we will be here for you till the end of life itself =)
<3 tina
well i dont mean
to act like a skank
but could you donate
to my aive. ill love
you more then i do now (:
dress in drag and take pic you
would? gosh i love you <3