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The ******** Night Before Christmas, Dammit
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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Everybody felt shitty -- even the mouse.
Mom at the Whorehouse and Dad smoking grass;
I'd just settled down for a nice piece of a**.

When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what the matter
Then out on the lawn I saw a big d**k
I knew in a moment: it must be Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment the fat ******** fell.
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
And a big rubber d**k for my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart
The son of a b***h blew the chimeny apart,
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight
"Piss on you all and have a hell of a night!"

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MidniteLexi Report | 08/03/2009 6:16 pm
MidniteLexi
No Problem : ) and Thank you too
kuma-momo Report | 07/08/2009 6:57 pm
kuma-momo
~when life gives you apples you make apple pie , if life gives you lemons you should squeeze it in someones eyes . and then laugh at them.. but if life gives you nothing Go play in the dirt and make a mud pie because even though you have nothing you can still make your own fun =) ~

remember I heart you and think you are great and I hope that your life gets better. but you have to remember the only way life will get better is if you think it will. other wise you will just stay in your dark hole and think you are not worth it~ but you have friends that you can rely on I will never leave you and I'm sure goth wont either we will be here for you till the end of life itself =)

<3 tina
H a l i e X C a k e s Report | 06/05/2008 10:11 am
H a l i e X C a k e s
ummm. sweetheart that comment was from march. i dont need aney thing. un less you just fell like you have to give me some.
H a l i e X C a k e s Report | 03/01/2008 9:48 pm
H a l i e X C a k e s
hay buddy.

well i dont mean

to act like a skank

but could you donate

to my aive. ill love

you more then i do now (:
H a l i e X C a k e s Report | 01/21/2008 7:30 am
H a l i e X C a k e s
*big smile*so if i tould you to

dress in drag and take pic you

would? gosh i love you <3
H a l i e X C a k e s Report | 01/16/2008 8:55 pm
H a l i e X C a k e s
ON YOUR KNEES BETCH
H a l i e X C a k e s Report | 01/16/2008 8:50 pm
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Blonde_German_Babe Report | 01/01/2008 6:29 pm
Blonde_German_Babe
hey im a friend of anthony .. user name : lvdoughboy.. he told me that you were goin to help me with one or two of my avis.. but yea.. whats up
SexualOtaku Report | 12/01/2007 8:38 am
SexualOtaku
random comment
shuzbunnie Report | 11/13/2007 10:10 pm
shuzbunnie
hay you sorry we havn't talked in a wile but my acount was haked four times so i made a new avi it is now shuzbunny898 if you wont to you can send permition for me to add you as a friend on my new acount if not i will not hold it against you thanks from the avi formerly known as shuzbunnie

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