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There once was a dude called Ashton.
Who had incredible boredom.
So he gelled up his hair,
And had an affair.
And the guy's wife totally floored him.
i like getting wrecked.
why?
Happiest When:
I'M ******** BLAZIN. in sportsworld. being called sergio LMAO. i do the thing when i'm so smashed i stop and close my eyes and pretend there's a beat on before doing a kaka celebration. BURGER AN PINT. making jokes about michael stone. united get beat. eating breakfast subways. i've more alcopops than fingers.
Don't Like:
the over dependancy on beebz and facebook. adidas s**t that's £60. pulling my back out. cristiano ronaldo. the house is outta milk. NOT BURGER AN PINT. when i have to repeat myself, and i know it's my fault. sugar puff milk. my lack of balance. psychologists' names. the guy who does stand up for the sponsor of comedy on channel4. the inevitable fact i'm gonna hafta pay full on a bus. getting id'd twice in weatherspoons within a minute.
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I saw your comment on Matts profile 8D
I thought you quitted gaia lol
How are you?
D:
D:<
O:
:L
I have migraine a lot.
:3
Its all good.
The atrocious pain is going away.
I took myself some blimey little pills.
Have you on my mind.
:3
lol.
but i have a head splitting migraine.
:L