Clown Profile
Sooo you want to know about little ol' me, don't ya? Ever heard of The Joker? Yeah, you probably have. I wouldn't doubt it actually. Here's something you didn't know about him, he had a wife. Yep, a wife. Imagine that! The Joker, married and a good father. Well, he was, before his accident and all.
That woman's name was Jeanne. She died testing a baby bottle heater after the baby was born. Some men came and told Joker before his big accident. He was doing a job just to make money so his little family could survive. Well after that he decided he still had to after all, he had a baby now. Well during this little heist, he fell into a vat of acid and well...you know the rest.
The part you don't know, is I was that baby. You see, Joker was my father, is, whatever. I don't claim him, just the Joker moniker. Joker and I don't get along at all, he's a horrid guy, period. Yeah, sure I did some vile things, my mind ya see was warped.
You know how Joker has his Joker venom, toxin, what have you? Well he tested that crap on me as a child. Gave me this eerie pale purple skin and the bright green hair. Gave me immunity to all toxins though, nice perk there I guess.
Living in Gotham has a perk though, Batman. Oh man is he a sexy piece of man. Doing what I've done and do, I get to see that sexy guy quite a lot. I kinda keep doing it for his attention, not gonna lie. After dear old dad threw me out into the streets, I had to survive somehow....I did for quite a while before the Bat discovered me. He's still trying to rehab me and my psychotic mind. Good luck on that one, Caped Crusader.
Anyway, I guess you've learned all you want to about me, unless you're really freaky and want to know more...well guess what, that's all she wrote sweetheart. She Joker, out.
That woman's name was Jeanne. She died testing a baby bottle heater after the baby was born. Some men came and told Joker before his big accident. He was doing a job just to make money so his little family could survive. Well after that he decided he still had to after all, he had a baby now. Well during this little heist, he fell into a vat of acid and well...you know the rest.
The part you don't know, is I was that baby. You see, Joker was my father, is, whatever. I don't claim him, just the Joker moniker. Joker and I don't get along at all, he's a horrid guy, period. Yeah, sure I did some vile things, my mind ya see was warped.
You know how Joker has his Joker venom, toxin, what have you? Well he tested that crap on me as a child. Gave me this eerie pale purple skin and the bright green hair. Gave me immunity to all toxins though, nice perk there I guess.
Living in Gotham has a perk though, Batman. Oh man is he a sexy piece of man. Doing what I've done and do, I get to see that sexy guy quite a lot. I kinda keep doing it for his attention, not gonna lie. After dear old dad threw me out into the streets, I had to survive somehow....I did for quite a while before the Bat discovered me. He's still trying to rehab me and my psychotic mind. Good luck on that one, Caped Crusader.
Anyway, I guess you've learned all you want to about me, unless you're really freaky and want to know more...well guess what, that's all she wrote sweetheart. She Joker, out.
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Long time no see!
The madame wigs are so pretty-
SJ.