Poems people have written about me

Crimson Fire Fox:
I'm just sitting here,
drinking my giner ale.
Omg what a douche,
this guy can't tell I'm a male.

kyasha_priestess:
Sheetwarmer feels lonely
And he feels like a lonelyman
But this poem is about to get corny
He feels like poop
And I think that's weird.
Sooo if he feels like poop..
I need a poopscoop.

The Cookie Whore Pirate:
Sheetwarmer Tad
Warms up my Sheets
So when I get home
I'll have a comfy sleep
But he better not be hiding
under my bed
Because then I would have to
Chop off his head

luckyninja:
I really hate you.
Writing Forum is that way.
Please GTFO.

dark-season:
roses are red
violets are blue.
i will put my foot up your ***
to get rid of you.

Nooblitunderfire:
You are the suckyess Person
Oh how you make me wheep
A 10000 tears I shead
Not for you
Not for anyone
But for my own selfesh needs
Oh how looking at you
Breaks me down
I want to ring your neck
For posting this
Stab you right in your black heart
You make me gag
Now shut the f**k up
And get the f**k out

Sashininja:
Oh person you
Who is on gaia
Why do you make such
A foolish post
Only to be flamed
By angry mobs of beings
Why is that
You Indore your noobish ways
toting us with these
Post of yours
Oh how I wish
You would not make anymore
Post like these
Oh you silly noob
How you make me cry
Ever so.

RadioactiveMuffin:
C'mon.
Let's fly.
Higher and higher
Till we can look down,
and see the sky.
C'mon.
Let's dance.
Off into forever,
Without so much as a second glance.
C'mon.
Let's go to a fantasy land,
to see what we can see,
Soul and soul,
and hand and hand.

plezure:
Sheetwarmer_tad
You would look better if you were scantily clad,
I can think of better outfit combinations made with stripes and plaid
Too bad that is an emo fad.
Your bandana makes you look like a gay cowboy that is sad
I doubt you are a highschool grad
And you were made by your mom and your dad
Don't get mad get glad
Egad!

death_by_a_tank:
all night long i dream of tad, hey, but when he comes along, he's taken away!

cinnamin:
sheetwarmer tad
if you were a cat
you would have whiskers
and be very fat
you would like to nap
and lick your butt
you would puke up your dinner
and then eat it all up

patchouli:
sheetwarmer tad
is a fresh young lad
he skips through the fields
you so aren't my dad!
sheetwarmer tad
is a total college grad
he writes essays a lot
you still aren't my dad

Darcu:
ICk blah bluu bleep
kee machu bloop
Fwe awe gah chu
iop hiu na zoop
wit nagei bah noogi

'Tigy is God:
You are a n00b
Unlike me
Get stuck in a tube
Or choke on a flea
I don't like you
And never will
So get a clue
Or overdose on some pills
The GD will flame you
Just like I am
And heat you like stew
So you will go BAM!
Now leave us alone
And spare us our lives
For you have been flamed
By `Tigy is God

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