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Thief_Rikku_Thief Report | 12/28/2010 8:31 pm

Congratulations!!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and





the LUCKIEST chain letter on the Internet!











If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS CONTINUED UNTIL THE YEAR 2011, IT WILL BE PLACED IN





THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS!











The Kiss











1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you





2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends





3. Kiss on the neck = I want you





4. Kiss on the lips = I love you





5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing





6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away





7. Look in your eyes = kiss me





8. Playing with your hair = I can't live without you





9. Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go











The Three Steps











1. Girls If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.





2. Guys If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.





3. Guys & Girls Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.











The Commandments











1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.





2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.





3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.











Here are a few reasons why guys like girls











1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo





2. The way they call you after you just had a big fight.





3. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an





hour later....





4. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them





5. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'





6. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...





7. The way they fall into your arms when they cry





8. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly





9. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt





10. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't





admit it)!





11. The way they say 'I miss you'





12. The way you miss them





13. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't





hurt her anymore.....

















This chain started in 1997.











It is a love chain letter.











In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people. It is easy, just look





into chat rooms and find them.





Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour.











Nowhere comes the fun part.





You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person





will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?'





NO JOKE!!!!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES





If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future





relationships.





If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!!











Once you read, this letter you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) be





sent to 25 people After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE YOU





MAY NOT WAIT FOR A CERTAIN TIME TO SEND IT........











REMEMBER, IT MUST BE SENT TO 25 PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR YOUR WISH WILL NOT





COME TRUE!





PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!











*WARNING* IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON, SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE WILL HAPPEN TO





YOU











*NOTE* THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR





LOVE LIFE.





IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER (IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1997)YOU WILL HAVE





BAD LUCK WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE

Temptations Dream Report | 07/23/2008 12:05 pm

hey you freakin rock

Institutionalized Panda Report | 04/16/2008 4:32 pm

OMG! I'M ON MY BESTEST FRIEND'S PROFILE! YAY! XD

Institutionalized Panda Report | 04/03/2008 4:47 pm

[COLOR=limegreen]333 Ways to get Kicked out of Wal-mart























1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart







2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment







3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham







4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."







5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other person was trying to take your _____







6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.







7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"







8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"







9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"







10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"







11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"







12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men







13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them







14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice







15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts







16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.







17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens







18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department







19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap







20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor







21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"







22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"







23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation







24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."







25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...







26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it







27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."







28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song







29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"







30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming







31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?







32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles







33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them







34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out







35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"







36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."







37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room







38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mar

Temptations Dream Report | 03/29/2008 10:39 am

hey cuzy i wuzs u

Institutionalized Panda Report | 03/22/2008 8:06 pm

oh this si just so cute i just had to share XD for when ur not grounded anymore lolz



Boy: i love you

Girl: I'm always here for you.

Boy: i no

Girl: What's wrong?

Boy: I like her so much.

Girl: Talk to her.

Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.

Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.

Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.

Girl: Then tell her.

Boy: She won't like me.

Girl: How do you know that?

Boy: I can just tell.

Girl: Well just tell her.

Boy: What should I say?

Girl: Tell her how much you like her.

Boy: I tell her that daily.

Girl: what do you mean?

Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.

Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.

Boy: Wait. Who do you like?

Girl: Oh some boy.

Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.

Girl: She does.

Boy: How do you know?

Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?

Boy: You.

Girl: You're wrong, I love you.

Boy: I love you too.

Girl: So are you going to talk to her?

Boy: I just did.

Institutionalized Panda Report | 03/13/2008 4:22 pm

RANDOM COMMENT! I WUV U CARLAY!!!!!!!!!!! XDDD

Malurra Report | 03/08/2008 1:03 am

Woo!! Random comment ninja!!

Institutionalized Panda Report | 03/05/2008 3:25 pm

LOLZ Nice! i got 3 gold for my random comment! Beat that!

Institutionalized Panda Report | 02/28/2008 4:21 pm

except that its as poofy as can be and i though u didn't like ur hair cut very much, dont u "miss ur bangs" XD