This is that pretty useless medic who always shows up way late!

Ah, Donut. Claims his armor is lightish red, but we all know it's pink, Buttercup!

That dirty Blue who always says the same thing to every sexual innuendo he hears!

Man, this girl is tough. Took out my whole team, as well as the Blue team, one on six! Out of sheer luck, Donut beat her.

Simmons, my most loyal soldier! He specializes in kissing my red rear!

Grif, the laziest soldier on my team. He's been willing to die for the team recently, the brave soldier. Heheh..

The greatest Red that ever lived, Sarge. May he live forever!

Oh, Lopez. My dear creation! He is a robot I built with items from Red Command, and though I can't understand him because he only speaks Spanish, he's like a son to me.

I guess this guy's the leader of the Blue Team, because their previous leader died. Er somthin'.