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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.Hahaha funny.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together
How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
If I were to be a vegetarian I wouldn`t be a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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