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- Member Since
- 06/17/2006
- Location
- behind you!
- Occupation
- seceret spy for goverment XD
- Gender
- Female
- Birthday
- 12/22/1991
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About
hey my name is silver_tenchi or heather i love my music and my computer oh and my nitendo DS. my hobbys are scarring old ppl XD man they jump so high! kidding kidding but seriously i like drawing and occasinaly reading books. i am 16(woo) and quite shy (until u get to know me!) well i ve talked enough go look around and see my profile and leave a comment if you can.thank you and enjoy smile^.^
an amazing artist did this for me ^^ its ma old avi
this was draw by the fox demon ^.^
this is why i love living in scotland ^.^
Being Scottish is about driving in a German car to an
Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home,
grabbing an Indian curry or ,aTurkish kebab on the
way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American
shows on a Japanese TV.
And the most Scottish thing of all? Suspicion of all
things foreign!
Only in Scotland can a pizza get to your house faster
than an ambulance.
Only in Scotland do supermarkets make sick people walk
all the way to the back of the shop to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes
at the front.
Only in Sotland do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries and a DIET coke.
Only in Scotland do banks leave both doors open and
chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Scotland do we leave cars worth thousands of
pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn
mower in the garage.
Only in Scotland do we use answering machines to
screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in
the first place.
Only in Scotland are there disabled parking places in
front of a skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION..
3 Scots die each year testing if a 9v battery works on
their tongue.
142 Scots were injured in 1999 by not removing all
pins from new shirts.
58 Scots are injured each year by using sharp knives
instead of screwdrivers.
31 Scots have died since 1996 by watering their
Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Scots have died in the last 3 years believing that
Christmas decorations were chocolate.
Scottish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year
after Xmas cracker-pulling accidents.
18 Scots had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new
jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Scots were admitted to A&E in the last
two years after trying to open bottles of beer with
their teeth.
5 Scots were injured last year in accidents involving
out-of-control Scalextric cars.
and finally...
In 2000 eight Scots were admitted to hospital with
fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up into the
toilet.
If you're proud to be a Scot, send this on!
SCOTLAND - Love it, or Leave it
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ok u have to see all my drawings and stuff.....well wit u waiting for go now^^
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