My Full name
Yes, human. I have 38 middle names. It's a Martian tradition, and I'm of the aristocracy, so naturally, we have to impress people. "Tririnian" is my real last name, but sometimes, for short, I go by "Jim Smith" or "Jim Smith-Tririnian" for most formal occasions. No one uses my middle names...except the Queen. When she's mad at me. Then she screams every single one of them (including the tags "Sir", "28th", "Esquire", and "Ph. D." )
Sir James Smith Thomas Alexander Michaelangelo William Fiztgerald Dante Benjamen Aaron Edward Stonewall Daniel Zachariah Xavier Patrick Wade Hilton Thaddeus Caide Christian Giovanni Beauregarde Ethan Dwayne Cunningham Cornwallis Longfellow Jack Ignatius Young Wolfgang Verrier Taylor Spike Romeo Upwood Nicholas Octavian Tririnian XXVII, Esq., Ph. D.
Sir James Smith Thomas Alexander Michaelangelo William Fiztgerald Dante Benjamen Aaron Edward Stonewall Daniel Zachariah Xavier Patrick Wade Hilton Thaddeus Caide Christian Giovanni Beauregarde Ethan Dwayne Cunningham Cornwallis Longfellow Jack Ignatius Young Wolfgang Verrier Taylor Spike Romeo Upwood Nicholas Octavian Tririnian XXVII, Esq., Ph. D.
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Jim, I love your big green alien face. You're one of my best friends. Happy Valentine's Day~!
You're one of the best friends a queen could ask for, Jim. -hug-
So, whatever. Enjoy them and stuff.