About
Greetings and Salutations ~Your arrival to my profile is yet another act of destiny. We are fated to meet. And this is the part where I'm supposed to tell you that you dun goof'd. So consequences will never be the same. :B
I'm a safe cracker and a buttsmacker and I have just the equipment to trim your hedge.
My name is oh~so~obviously Lance, though everyone just calls me Pants. I like pants. You wear pants. Everyone likes Pants. <3
I'm born and raised in the United Kingdom, but work currently as a musician in oh~glorious~Nippon. I'm eternally 28 or something like that. (Am I an idoru yet?)
My mates are marvelous and I am into cosplaying, the DJ scene, and collecting Hello Kitty products. I also enjoy spending my time with my waifu, who shops till she drops, watch derpy anime, troll the Interwebz, make music, drink, play sim games and Touhou, watch rugby, comment on how hawt David Beckham is, watch films and obsess madly about them with my mates, obsess over Mr. Yan, buy sunglasses, ride rollercoasters, talk about why Vegas is so amazing, and why Lord of the Rings is subliminal boyness, and discuss about why our boss needs to wear meido outfits more often because where we work is too much fun.
Contrary to popular belief, I'm still learning Japanese but I do speak sarcasm, in tongues (apparently), Elvish, and some sentences in German. I do speak Gaelic. :3
I'm married to the most amazing waifu evar. :B <3 She's part dinosaur!
We are young so right now we're good with having one border collie named Grendel and our goddaughter Tomoyo, whose mother and her sister are our personal waifu. Her husband is my waifu too, and my friends are waifu too. My mate Sean is my waifu. My boss is also my waifu.
I can go over forever why Trix are really for kids, so feel free to message or add me, and we can talk, troll, or have staring contests. *_*
And I think Frosted Flakes are amazing because they are Grrrrrrrrrrrreeeatt!
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