Hi My name is Zach. My birthday is on March 21st, so you should buy me things. I couldn't possibly know what else to put here, so i'll just fill this space with random facts.
I can get rather competitive sometimes so just let me know when i've gone too far.
I say words like "rather" and "indeed" so I sound somewhat smart.
I think that people who call midgets "dwarves" are stupid. You can't be a dwarf unless you have a battle ax and a beard.
I'm 1/4 Indonesian, 1/4 Egyptian, 1/4 Dutch, and 1/4 German. So I win.
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