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skelesanta

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Last Login: 02/16/2011 11:15 am
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Member Since: 11/01/2006

Location: Earth
Gender: Male

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Favorite Movies/Anime: Naruto Movie 3

Favorite TV Shows: naruto

Favorite Reads: naruto(of course)

Hobbies/Interests: drawing writing basketball

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About

Ok, let me tell u some stuff about myself

Name: Skelesanta
Age: 114
Sex: Dead
Color of skin: Bones

Hello there
This is my story for my up and coming arena entree. Adapted from the nightmare before Christmas. Plz enjoy.

It was late one fall in Halloweenland,
and the air had quite a chill.
Against the moon a skelesanta sat,
alone upon a hill.

He wore a thick red coat and had a Mimzy in his had;
Chinonyx Skelesanta was his name.
He was tired and bored in Halloweenland

"I'm sick of the scaring, the terror, the fright.
I'm tired of being something that goes bump in the night.
I'm bored with leering my horrible glances,
And my feet hurt from dancing those skeleton dances.
I don't like graveyards, and I need something new.
There must be more to life than just yelling,
'Boo!'"

Then out from a grave, with a curl and a twist,
Came a whimpering, whining, spectral mist.
It was Old Santa, all fat and high, yelling hark,
And a freshly lit crack pipe glowed in the dark.

There "skelly" old brother, old friend, *hic*
I cannot deliever all my gift tonight
SO STOP BEING SUCH A DAMN d**k
and help me do what's right

In a drunken fury Santa hit skelesanta,
And skelesanta had no choice
He kick Santa in the shin!
And went to Santa sled in a angry voice.

Stupid big brother always bossing me around
Damn "jelly belly", fumbleing, gay,
I show him who is boss
I'll deliever all these presents by the end of today!!!!

Seven months later,
In the Month of July,
Skelesanta hasn't delievered all presents,
And Ole Santa's still high

He knows one day he will finish his delievery
And soon he will come back to Santa's land,
So please donate 30 tickets
So I can buy a Red-Black Joker Wand

LOL
lol
thank you

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Journal

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Gift Entry Log #00859

This is not much of a journal as much as it is a log. This is a composition of all my encounter with snot squirting children as i try to complete Santa's mission and deliever all the gifts. Please - enjoy

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Report | 06/15/2008 10:20 pm

xXSilver_CrowXx

11k!?!?!? awww dude man fine i guees u win man -_-; this sucks i sold havlfe my stuff well a battle well fought i always said if it was you hu bid on the collecteble

Report | 01/28/2008 1:00 pm

ItalianoNinja23

Sry 4 this,and wats goin on!!!!

PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE POST ITS SO TRUE!!

1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for u.

2. At least 15 people in this world love u in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate u is because they want to be just like you.

4. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about u before they go to sleep.

5. You mean the world to someone

6. If not for you, someone may not be living.

7.You are special and unique.

8. Someone that you dont even know exists loves you.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: You most likely turned your back on the world.

11. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably wont get, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

12. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

13. Always tell someone how you feel about them: you will feel much better when they know.

13. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

Add this comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will love u. something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter, will be cursed with 10 Relationship problems for the Next ten years tag your it! This is so scary send this to 15 people in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters! It so scary because it works! NO SEND BACKS! If you have less than 15 friends its ok