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dogluvr1 Report | 01/26/2008 2:16 pm

knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for 7 years!!!!!!!!!!! *! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years *! 5-9=your crush will start to like you *! 10-14=your crush will ask you out *! 15-19=you and your crush will go out all the time *! 21 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you want in life After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it

dogluvr1 Report | 01/05/2008 2:27 pm

hate chain letter Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you















cannot get out. Finish reading this















until it is done! As I said, I am















Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes















and blood all over my face. I am dead.















If you don't send this to at least 12















people I will come to your house at















midnight and I'll hide under your bed.















When you're asleep, I'll kill you.















Don't believe me?































Case 1:















Patty Buckles















Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe















in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.















She was sleeping when her TV started















flickering on and off. Now she's not















with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!















You don't want to be like Patty, do















you?















































Case 2:















George M. Simon















Hates chain mail, but he didn't want















to die that night. He sent it to 4















people. Not good enough George. Now,















George is in a coma, we don't know if















he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha















ha! Now, do you want to be like George?































Case 3:















Valarie Tyler















She got this letter. Another chain















letter she thought. Only had 7 people















to















send to. Well, That night when she was















having a shower she saw bloody Mary















in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST















fright of her life. Valarie is scarred















for















life.































Case 4:















Derek Minse















This is the final case I'll tell you















about. Well, Derek was a smart person.















He sent it to 12 people. Later that















day, he found a $100.00 bill on the















ground. He was premoted to head















officer at his job and his girlfriend















said















yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and















him are living happily ever after.The















have 2 beautiful children.































Send this to at least 12 people or















you'll face the consequences.































0 people- You will die tonight































1-6 people- you will be injured































7-11 people- you will get the biggest















fright of your life































12 and over- you are safe and will















have good fortune!































Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must















send to 12 people before midnight















tonight"