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Previous queen of Derse.
Previously and currently member of The Felt.
Deceased but living in the bubbles.

"While wandering the ruins of Alternia, the Quasiroyal was approached by Doc Scratch, who presumably recruited her into The Felt, giving her the identity of Snowman.

In the Midnight Crew intermission, Snowman appears while Spades is exploring an alternate timeline. For Spades, killing her is "out of the question," as her death will result in the destruction of the universe. Being fully aware of this she abuses it and stabs Spades in the eye with her cigarette holder. Awesome deeds done she promptly disappears again.

After Spades pries open the vault, Snowman suddenly appears again, shoots his key, and rips off one of his arms in an attempt to prevent him from using his barcode tattoo to enter the spade door in the vault. She then locks Spades inside and disappears to some other place and/or time.

Having seen Slick's death (using a similar method to the Seer of Mind), she appears in Scratch's house to prevent said death by killing Quarters. They then proceed to have a passionate hate snog.

Scratch shoos Snowman away and gives Spades Slick a good what-for that - Slick is to kill Snowman, not kiss her. Slick and Snowman finally have a showdown during the events of the Critical Moment: Slick, armed with Scratch's pistol, kills her, and destroys the Troll's universe in turn. She welcomes his attack, knowing that this has been the purpose she signed up for when joining The Felt, and taking pleasure in the fact that her demise will result in the death of a Genesis Frog, the creature all Dersites loathe. This series of events was one of two requirements for The Tumor's detonation as orchestrated by Doc Scratch. At the same time her death and the consequent destruction of the Alternian universe also caused the arrival of Lord English."


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