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It is my personal philosophy that every phrase in the world can be made better by inserting the words "Withe a 1,000 Elephants!" onto the end.

No, really.

See! Look how these common, everyday sentences are infinitely improved Withe a 1,000 Elephants tacked on.

"I'd like a latte to go Withe a 1,000 Elephants!"
"And then they invaded Poland Withe a 1,000 Elephants!"
"Please sign here Withe a 1,000 Elephants!"
"Make my day Withe a 1,000 Elephants!"
"I like penguins Withe a 1,000 Elephants!"
"Game Over, Insert Coin Withe a 1,000 Elephants!"
"That'll be $1.50 With a 1,000 Elephants!"

This is, undoubtably, the next cure for depression.

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Dybael

Report | 04/06/2008 9:47 am

Dybael

Srsly, I miss youuuu. Get back here. User Image
Jasper Riddle

Report | 06/02/2007 2:20 pm

Jasper Riddle

Dude, where are you? We miss ya.
Dybael

Report | 01/29/2007 3:19 am

Dybael

GET BACK HERE YOU.
Please? gonk
2 plus lnVrn

Report | 01/01/2007 1:02 pm

2 plus lnVrn

return. :/
Jasper Riddle

Report | 12/03/2006 10:36 am

Jasper Riddle

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Happy Holidays from Jasper and Rudolph E. Hitler!
Sui the foot doktor

Report | 07/15/2006 7:22 pm

Sui the foot doktor

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"(@)'(@)""""*|(@)(@)*****(@

It's so KAWAII DESU.
Sui the foot doktor

Report | 07/15/2006 7:14 pm

Sui the foot doktor

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Sui the foot doktor

Report | 07/10/2006 9:57 am

Sui the foot doktor

I WON'T LET YOU TAKE MY CATS.
Dybael

Report | 06/26/2006 6:50 pm

Dybael

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Decemberists FTW.
Dybael

Report | 05/25/2006 5:43 am

Dybael

Happy Awesome Day, Slight! (Towel Day / Anniversary of A-M Revolution / Laverne's birthday / etc.)

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