Me~
starters Im not poser becouse posers are losers with ugly faces tht just want to be pretty on the internet and for all those poeple pretending to be emo and putting those pics of emo/scene girls on their profiles Everyone can tell their fake.
but anyway no offence to real emo/scene girls
smile my name is Savannah but people call me Lucy or Lulu
I'm 13
i was born September 20
If you act like a biotch around me or talk trash about me remember everything that goes around comes around
wink Other than that I'm really nice =]....
I like meeting new people and making new friends.
So add me or message me =]
My family and friends mean the world to me.=]
I'm very smart..... sorta...but somtimes i can be a total blonde
-no offence to blonde poeple....which im basicly insulting myself... hehe..
Im Crazy, Wild and Fun to be around.
whee I dont care what you think of me,
And I never Will.
Im 13 Years Young
and Lovin it
biggrin All my friends know that I am clumsy.
[[I even trip over my own Two feet somtimes xD]]
I ain't perfect and im not tryin to be.
If you dont like me,
I don't Care!
I am a tomboy but I wear them Gurly clothes x]
I'll annoy you.
Tick you off.
and drive you nutts,
but thats just who I am.
Me don't bite.
If you added me talk to me.
Otherwize I'll Delete you.
I'm not a nother number,
On your friends list,
Too make you look popular =p
I LOVE music...some of my most favorite are from
Blood on the dance floor.
Attempting To Give A Phuck:
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-Error!
....what's mine is mine!!!
"When You Love Somebody Hard You Love That Way For Life"
*Currently Loving Hard : ) ♥
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its Not Rape If You Yell SURPRISE! lmao
biggrin Kissing Is A Habit
******** Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A b*****d
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happened If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a b***h."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a b***h?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a b***h."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a b***h."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a b***h."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a b***h."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A b***h!"
~The Flower~
One year ago, this day you left me and went away.
I gave you a flower and you said: we were through,
you stood there and watched me walk away from you.
We broke up before, and got back together,
but this time I thought it would last forever.
The phone rang, I spoke and said, "I’m so sorry, I love you"
A man said: let me speak to your dad.
Dad hung up and said: Sorry, honey, but your ex-boyfriend is dead.
A flash of our love passed through my eyes as I cried,
Dad tried to comfort me, and then he said
"There’s one thing they can't understand,
they couldn't remove the flower from your boyfriend's hand.
sex is like math.
you add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
leave your solution
and pray you don't multiply
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. What does it look like?" the driver finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go...I didn't realize you were a cop ." if you laughed so much that your brain started hurting put this on your profile (This isnt true becasue im a real blonde and im not stupit like this)
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
...ROFL
~:>*11 signs that ur in love*<:~
ELEVEN
You walk really slow when you're with them.
TEN:
You feel shy whenever they're around.
NINE:
You smile when you hear their voice.
EIGHT:
When you look at them, you can't see the other
People around you, you just see him/her.
SIX:
They're all you think about.
FIVE:
You realize you're always smiling when you're
Looking at them.
FOUR:
You would do anything for them, just to see them.
THREE:
While reading this, there was one person on your
Mind this whole time.
TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that person, you
Didn't notice number seven was missing
ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently
Laughing at yourself.
NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO......
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Girl: Hey
Boy: What?
Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you.
Boy: Ok...
Girl: What do you mean "ok"?
Boy: I don't like you like that...
Girl: Why not?
Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time...
From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later.
Finally the girl got fed up.
Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me!
Boy: Do you really wanna know why?
Girl: Yes!
Boy: It's because you're uglier than freak! What's the point of going out with
someone when they're not pretty?!
Girl: But... I...
Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! (Knowing he loved her too but was afraid of what his friends would think)
The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out.
Then her cell phone rings.
Girl: Hello?
Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours.
Girl: Alright Mom.
Mom: I love you.
Girl: I love you too, Mom.
Mom: Bye Bye.
Girl: Bye
The girl heads home and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror.
Girl: I'm not pretty enough...
She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do.
2 hours later, her mom came home and heard the bath water running.
She went upstairs to find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door.
Mom: Honey? Are you alright?
She opened the door and was shocked at the site.
The bath was overflowing onto the floor, and the water was tinted red.
She walked over to see what was inside and screamed.
There, her little girl was lying with cuts all over her face and wrists.
Her Mom backed away and was going to run to call the police when something caught her eye.
On the mirror were these words written in blood: "Am I pretty enough now?"
No one deserves to be told that by someone they love. If you find it messed up then forward this to everyone you know.
A person's appearance doesn't count.
What counts is their heart inside of them and their personality. No one wants to be told they're not good enough...
Repost this in 5 Min or something bad will happen 2 U tomorrow
OMFG DID I TELL U THAT I BITE....BUT I MIGHT NOT BITE U...U SCARE ME
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
•Boy: No.
•Girl: Do you like me?
•Boy: Not really.
•Girl: Do you want me?
•Boy: No.
•Girl: Would you cry if I left?
•Boy: No.
•Girl: Would you live for me?
•Boy: No.
•Girl: Would you do anything for me?
•Boy: No.
•Girl: Choose--me or your life.
•Boy: My life.
•The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:
•You cant cross my mind because you're always on my mind.
•I don't like you because I love you.
•I don't want you because I need you.
•I wouldn't cry if you left because I would die if you left.
•I wouldn't live for you because I would die for you.
•I'm not willing to do anything for you because I would do everything for you.
•I chose my life because you ARE my life.
Thats the guy i have..... <3
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Girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down! I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun!
Girl: No, its not. Please, your really scaring me!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. *Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks went out, but he didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
Repost if you would do this for someone you love. Then put this
on your page
Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style and 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid
Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!
roses are nice
violets are fine.
i'll be the six
if you be the nine.
eat me
beat me
bite me
blow me
******** me
suck me
very slowly
if you like it
don't be sassy
use your tongue
and make it nasty
okay now here is meeeeeee....
-lucy
-13
-taken
-straight
-paleish skin
-love to text
-partys hard core xP
-hates haters
-what else do u want me to fuccking write geeezz!!
LET THE
HATERS HATE
LOVERS LOVE
LIARS LIE
JOKERS JOKE
POSERS POSE
&& FUCCKERS FUCCK
CUZ IF EVERYONE WAS PERFECT THEN NOONE COULD LAUGH THIER ASSES OFF AT THE ONES WHO AINT EVEN CLOSE
HE KEEPS MY HEART BEATING...BUT DOESNT KNOW IT!!!!
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DONT HATE WHAT YOU CANT IMATATE!!
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/(')/(') my bunny says hewwos to all my ho3s =)
You know you live in 2010 when.....
1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave :O
2.) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years @.@
3.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or a e-mail e.o
4.) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv =D
6.) your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job e.e
7.) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling
razz 8.) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends =D
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5
surprised 10.) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5
smile 11.) and now you're laughing at your stupidity xD
12.) Put this on your page if you got owned, and you know you did x]
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NOW GET OFF MY PAGE BETCH!
