Stupid shiny volvo owner!
Alice called.She got nervous when your future rather abrubtly disappeared five minutes ago.
Oh, I’m with the vampires, of course.
When someone wants to kill you, you’re brave as a lion- and then when someone mentions dancing…
Stay, Edward, stay with me…
Let me get this straight — I’m the baby seal, right?
Yeah, it’s an off day when I don’t get somebody telling me how edible I smell.
What if I’m not a superhero? What if I’m the bad guy?
Who’s afraid of the big, bad wolf?
So eager for eternal damnation.
I want to be a monster, too.
Sorry. I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial.
You are the only one who has ever touched my heart. It will always be yours.
What do I look like, a pack mule?
I’ll give you passionate. Murder, the ultimate crime of passion.
Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?
I punched a werewolf in the face.
Isabella Swan? I promise to love you forever — every single day of forever. Will you marry me?
Go fetch a space heater. I’m not a St. Bernard.
Why are you so much furrier than your friends?
Amy Juergens: I'm such a whore.
Ben Boykewich: Yes, but you're my whore.
I know everything...and I have condoms.
--India Eisley as Ashley Juergens
"She can't be pregnant, all I did was kiss her."
--Kenny Baumann as Ben Boykewich
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