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Hello I'm Dylan...I'm straight...My parents know...and I'm engaged...if anyone knows how I could break it to them without killing my mom with excitement please help me! I'm in love for the fourth time...I love you Lindsey(MyChemicalRomace911) , you have have always been in my heart. I model for Abercrombie & Fitch also and I make a s**t load of money off it.

Children! Never like/do the following:
1. Racism ( you'll die, trust me)
2. My Chemical Romance (Full of legendary failure)
3. Emos
4. Join a religion
5. Backstab your bestfriend


Now be sure to like/do the following:
1. Worship Tupac ( He is God)
2. Cheerleaders
3. Valley Girls
4. Visit Maryland
5. Don't be bad stupid, good stupid is acceptable
6. Interracial=Winnar@life

Oh yes remember choose prep over goth





The above was made to tease lindsey

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