ATTENTION. I am well aware of the Mini-Skirt Clause. It has not been decided upon at this time. Please leave your questions regarding the issue to Colonel Mustang. Thank you.I am First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye of the Amestris Army. I am Colonel Roy Mustang's second in command as well as his personal bodyguard and assistant,
considering he'd never get any work done without me. I swear, that man is so.... I am a firearms specialist and a sniper, considered one of the best in the army. I have a dog named Black Hayate, and he is
very well-trained.
No, I will not date you.
No, I do not support the mini-skirt movement.
No, you cannot spam me with pictures of Elysia. -COUGH- HUGHES...;
And don't even thinking about hanging a mistle toe up in the office. -COUGH- ROY...;
Yes, I know he's just MENACING. You'd be surprised. He is menacing too. And it's not because of his useless-when-it-rains Flame Alchemy. >o>; I see no purpose in continuing this further, for I have business to attend to. If you have a question or would like to know more, please see me during my office hours. They are posted on the door. Thank you.
(( I apologize before hand if I come off as stoic. I'm assuming that we're speaking in character unless you use some kind of brackets. B)
I can't believe I have to write this, but additionally...if you were wanting to RP...
I only do cannon. :U Like seriously. Roy isn't gay, Edward isn't gay, um let's see..HUGHES ISN'T GAY. Jesus Christ. The most disturbing- Edward and Alphonse are NOT having an incestual relationship. BUT HEY, I GUESS TELLING YOUR BRO "ILU" AUTOMATICALLY MEANS IN A SEXUAL WAY? gonk
Not hating on yaoi-lovers, but it has to make common sense, and we can safely and thoroughly conclude that those mentioned are NOT. In fact, I'll go further.
YES
+ Edward x Winry. (EDWIN)
+ Roy x Riza (ROYAI)
+ Hughes x HIS WIFE. (THE HUGHES FAMILY? LOL)
And others I like are..
+ Al x Mei
+ Havoc x anyone - Gotta love Havoc. That poor b*****d. c:
+ Ling x Ranfan
+ Cannon + Cannon
So what? I'm old-fashioned. Anyway, OC rp's can be enjoyable too, as long as they aren't super godly and make sense, right? c: -END RANT HERE-
Yes, I am a b***h. Suck it. )) ((By the way guys, if you want to be friends, let's talk some first okay? c: I think it's a lot better than just randomly adding 50 people I don't know. Thanks.))
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