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I really don’t want to cheat, like seriously, I don’t want to.. but if you’re gonna hand me a bottle of friggin’ SoCo, something just comes over me, like I just go crazy.

I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned.

You don’t deserve to be here Angelina & you’re a f*ckin’ white rat & you’re f*ckin’ pale & you’re nasty.

When I woke up I was like what did I do last night? Like what did I do? I ******** up... story of my life.

i think the reason the lesbian rate is going up so high in the US is because guys are such jackasses