FAKE FRIENDS:Never ask for food.TRUE FRIENDS:are the reasons you have no food.FAKE FRIENDS:Call your parents Mr/Mrs true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS:bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.TRUE FRIENDS:Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that s**t was fun!"FAKE FRIENDS:never seen you cry.TRUE FRIENDS:cry with you FAKE FRIENDS:Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.TRUE FRIENDS:keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.FAKE FRIENDS:know a few things about you.TRUE FRIENDS:Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.FAKE FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.TRUE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.FAKE FRIENDS:Would knock on your front door.TRUE FRIENDS:Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"FAKE FRIENDS:Are for a while.TRUE FRIENDS: Are for life.FAKE FRIENDS:Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.TRUE FRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."FAKE FRIENDS:will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.TRUE FRIENDS:Will knock them the f**k out.FAKE FRIENDS:Will read this.TRUE FRIENDS:Will steal this, just like I did
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