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Paddy's fingers

Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.

He went to the emergency room in Cork's hospital.
The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin' da fingers and I'll see what oi can do'.

Paddy said, 'Oi ain't got da fingers.'

'Whadya mean you haven't got da fingers?
Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2011! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new!
Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'
And Paddy said,' How da fock was I 'spose to pick them up !!!

Did I ever tell you about Boudreaux and Thibideaux?

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flashlite5000 Report | 05/23/2012 11:00 am: wusss shaking BuzzzzBee
flashlite5000 Report | 07/10/2009 12:46 am: Hey You ninja
flashlite5000 Report | 06/23/2009 6:20 am: Justin headed back to winton salem or greensboro or where ever he resides west of here. That's what Jerry said. You should call Jerry though, he's been in Texas training for a new job. he's been down there for weeks and could probably use a hello from you. I've called him a couple times down there. He's probably a bit bored and lonely so you should call him. He's training from 8 am to 5 pm, so call him in the evening. Good luck with that paper, bye....
flashlite5000 Report | 06/22/2009 9:47 pm: Hey Pirate pirate I had the most awesome-est weekend! I got to go to this awesome private lake! Swimming, fishing, diving off a fifteen foot platform, and water skiing. First time I've ever gotten up on da skis!
And I got a 3 thousand dollar cannondale roadbike for fifty bucks from Yates dad, it's like ten years old, but it's in great shape, total score! How beez you hun hun???
flashlite5000 Report | 06/16/2009 8:07 am: Hey, I know your there
flashlite5000 Report | 06/11/2009 8:13 am: Awwww, I was thinkin' of that movie just last week..... Well I'm relieved your final paper is coming up, I can't wait to hollar the final congrats over the hillz and thru the woodz You might just have to e-mail me a pic of this platinum/diamond combination. You do have mah e-mail right? OK off to check the PM's, great message btw, nice to hear from ya as always. heart
flashlite5000 Report | 06/09/2009 8:50 pm: Hey sweetie, I'm thinkin' bout you heart I wonder if your ears are ringing? I'm getting on very well. Keeping busy, keeping out of trouble smile So how are you doing? Been doing some fishing I hope. Sounded like the place you moved to is pretty cool. I hope things are going great for you, give me an update pleezzzeeee...
flashlite5000 Report | 06/05/2009 12:10 am: I been slackin' hardcore on my commenting duties. Sorry bout that... Sounds like a cool place you moved into, that's cool cool I'm doing real well actually, trying to follow some good orderly direction for once 3nodding
flashlite5000 Report | 05/23/2009 2:30 pm: Like I know WTF sepsis is I am quiet good actually, I've been getting out of the house everyday and work is good, so yeah I've got a smile on my face which is a nice change biggrin Don't be so down on yourself about this getting out of school thing, try to keep your hopes up and keep on keepin' on...
flashlite5000 Report | 05/14/2009 8:16 am: Hey there Sodapop, how are you today?