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ZeibmoZ was my third account, but it was hacked a while back. :T
Aspen is my name.
..I tried to think of something that rhymed with name, but I couldn't think of any.
So obviously, you know that I'm not a poet.
My birthday is May 8th, and when the time comes, I expect a present.
...preferably your virginity.
I like to be loud.
And obnoxious.
Complimenting is my hobby.
...and obsessively creepy with actors I have crushes on.
To add to the creepy and obsessiveness, I have a fetish for lips.
No joke, that s**t turns me on.
I fu
cking love zombies.
Also not a joke.
I play the bass guitar and a little piano.
And by little, I can play the beginning of a handful of songs.
I like basically any type of music but Country and Rap.
I have fish.
But they're silly and don't do shit.
I try to be funny, but usually it's with violence and curse words.
Ballsack is my favorite word.
I thought making small sentences about me would help lazy kids.
If this is still too long for you, for the love of god, pick up a book.
Or read an artical on Cracked, do something for christ's sake.
Now we should be best friends.
Or we could battle.
Either way, I win.
ty:dr?
I'm not that cool, but give me a comment anyway.
DeviantART page, foo.
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