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Michelle, my belle.
Sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble,
Très bien ensemble.

That's me.
I know writing a column about myself is pretty narcissistic, but it won't be long.

My name's Michelle, which you might have already gathered, and as a friend collecting ploy, I'm going to make you talk to me if you want to know my age.
I like tuna, a lot, and there's no double meaning to that.
I can't sing, but I can palm read, solve one side of a rubix cube, write a decent 5 paragraph essay in 20 minutes, probably tell you something you didn't know, and have typed 156 wpm before.
I love the Earth, and don't believe in cell phones.
Lasltly, what you've all been waiting for, I roll my toilet paper over, rather than under.
Now that you know all of this unnecessary information, we can get married.