About
I'm one of those people who are just really out-there, like the kid at school you see in between classes who's always lost in thought. (the fact that I used such a simile should tell you something.) No matter what, I'm always thinking, and because of this I can be pretty mellow. I have a knack for knowing when there's a disturbance among my friends or family, though, so I can also stress myself out worrying about other peoples' problems. I'm just weird like that.I'm also the biggest statistical anomaly you can find, given my age group. I don't hate my parents, in fact I would do anything imaginable for them. I don't drink or abuse any kind of drug, I don't sneak out, I don't act out-most of my life is school because I'm part of the .2% of the population (or something like that) that wants to go to school. o3o
Lastly, I've decided to address my maturity level here because it confuses so many people. I act like a child-a disciplined one, but a child nonetheless. I take joy out of what most people would see as immaturity. But in spite of all that, I'm not immature-I KNOW what I'm doing. I don't act my age because sometimes I don't have to-I mean, your childhood is the happiest, freest time of your life. Why give it up completely? I can be mature when I need to be, but otherwise why bother? I'm so much happier because of it, so bite me. >:3
Quotes From Me:
"Goludius Maximus, doo doo doo!"
"An IQ of 300? Oh my God! His brain could stretch around the Earth!"
"When I drink milk at night, it's 'cause I drink milk."
"I could marry sleep and have an affair with naps."
"Boosh."
Quotes From Various Other Locations:
Poke'mon: "This smells like old sneakers soaked in stinkbug juice mixed with rotten eggs and just a hint of skunk fumes!"
Poke'mon: "We're all doomed. smile "
Family Guy: "So, you understand? You all hate each other."
Some kids in my Geometry class: "Darn it! We were this close to getting dental floss!"
On the back of a Banana Nut Crunch cereal box: "We should all aspire to live like a banana."
My Mom: "I'm not trying to take a dump, I'm just peeling an orange!"
Mom: "We don't know s*** about feet."
Abdoallah: "Yeah, our worlds are totally different-'cause, like, my world is full of boobies and your world is full of, you know, stuff that's important."
Compound Quotes:
Mom: Do you want to go down to the mailbox with me?"
Me: "Umbrellas."
Mom: "O_o"
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"An IQ of 300? Oh my God! His brain could stretch around the Earth!"
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