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PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 PROFILES YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 PROFILES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE THIS ACTUALLY WORKS.
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