This is How I Disappear.

KONICHIWA!! I <3 Yaoi, well I'm in love with shoneai and mild yaoi, hardcore hentai scares the s**t outta me and makes me hide under the desk. xD I NEED TO LEARN JAPANESE!!! OK I JUST DO!! So if anyone knows teach me! *sits on kakashis head* well thats all for now! Sayonara! P.S GO TO MY DEVIANTART AND ME LOVE YOU FOREVA!!! http://psychosasunarulover.deviantart.com/

A beautiful heart felt story written by Bianca and Megan.....<3

Once upon a time there was a Bianca, she was Biancariffic! Orochimaru would walk by her house anbd be like 'her milkshake must bring ALL the boys to the yard...' and then michael would walk by and be like 'HI BIANCA!!' and she would be like 'hey michael' and continu drawing her yaoi. THen her mom would float by with her legs crossed and be like hmmm -joy face- and megan would cry. Her and her husbands are all hapily married with there child sasuke (who has been raped many times by one of his fathers hence the emoness) and she loves him more then cabbage. ONE DAY!!!! SHE WSA LIK EZMOFG AND THEN UH!!11eleventy-one!!111 and i was liek FUKKIN INERNETETET AND THEN I BLEW UP!!> an set oflew by and he was like PEEEEEEENIS FROM CRAPTOR and i was like noodle soup -runs off to get a sock- and bianc awas like hey a butterfl y-gets eaten by her tv- and then jenshin was all ...oro? and i was like -jumps-


once a pon a time there was a megan and she was megantacular and she was commanded by raptorochimaru to keep sasuke warm and then the computer flew by yelling ahahahaahahah3344 and mr clean was like I KEEP THE WORLD CLEAN and a peanut shell fell and megan grabbed it and got married to it and raptorochimaru isnt funny right now which made katie cry RAPTORORHCIMARU needs to stop fixing her ******** ty;osp i am a super star with a big big house and a big big car i am a superstar with a big big bpenis and a yaoui collection (pamela anderston was killed mby me SUBLIMINAL) um im not funny c-cry- megan blew up. oh yeah. im not funny ;.; -emoemoemoemo gets hit- ******** YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >IO

and then bianca started breatfeeding her car. and toybox flew by and ther like -squuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeek-

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A PORNO FACTORY!!!!!! AND IT WAS WRITTEN ON THE BACK OF ST CHARLES PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEF JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERKY LALALALALA hey PLOP!! @_____________@ AND IWAS LIKE ;.; tun without chorter!!!11974-07234-9823y4-234982y43-9283h;wekhg[wwihd[ ______ ______ _________________________________________________________________________YAOI_________________________________ not that I really care im just typign whats going on in my mind and the na wild man eating fridgerator flew by and i was like IM SO ANOREXIC!!! -eats a box of cookies- ~x~ oh so SFLEXY and bianca was like -kabuto glasses-

it was a dark and story night, an ill, young man sat in his house all alone. Cold. Wet. and NAKED. He was on his computer smoking a cigarette. Ashes fell from it and he spazzed "GODDAMN IT THIS IS WHY I DONT SHOVE MY d**k IN A BLENDER ON FRIDAY EVENINGS!!!!" his long silver hair got in the way of his eyses and he fell over "DAMNITITITITITI" and yazzu blew up, corrupted and was ALIENATED. and he ran outside naked and climbed to the top of his house and screamed "DEATH LOOKS LOVLIER NOW THAN IT DID THE LAST TIME I DIED (blahblahblahbalh) EVEN REBELS NEED A CAUSE!!!" and megan five miles away said "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-takes a breath- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem...o WAS HIS NAME-OH!" and sasuke cut himself
orochimaru: BWUAHAAHAHA I RAPED U SASUK!!!E!!!O_O_
sasuke: suck my d**k
orochiamru: Ok =D

Well childrezs what we all came here to learn about was religion ist it? -bianca claws her desk- NOW ON THE EIGTH DAY GOD MADE OROCHIMARU!! AND KABUTO WAS LIK ETHANK GOD FOR THAT!!!!!!! -sodomites- and i cancaned near by in a tuxedo with a tacobell manager badge on.......her hair hung limply in front of her face...tears streamed down from her eyes. she looked seriously at the knife in front of her and lowered it to her wrist..and jsut as she pressed down MEGA NFLEW THROUGH THE WINDOW GOING IF YOUR EMO AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS!! -bianca claps her hands with a XD face-IF YOUR EMO AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS!! IF YOUR EMO AND YOU KNOW THEN YOUR WRISTS WILL SURELY SHOW IT!!!!!


O________________O um yea...and that was our day




.:: And remember kids, Orochimaru LOVES you!!! ::.

*(L)*

-YOU KNOW THAT DPLPHINS ARE TEH SHMEX MACHINES!! LAWLZES!-

AN L STORY BY DANETHEPAIN1!!

L was sleeping soundly in his chair with his eyes open. Raito glanced over at him and decided to play a prank on him.

"Heh heh." he said softly to himself. "This is what you get for handcuffing us together." The handcuff had since come off and Raito had regained his memories. He snuck into the kitchen and located all of L's sweets. After he made a large pile of them in the middle of the floor, he loaded them into several large suitcases. Raito chuckled to himself some more as he hefted the cases downstairs. He had calculated the time that the garbage truck would come and placed the suitcases on the street corner. He crept to a nearby wall and watched as the cases were loaded into the truck. After giggling venomously like a school girl, he made his way back upstairs. He entered the room and was immediatly struck in the face with a frying pan. Blood ran from his nose as he crashed to the ground.

"Oh, sorry Yagami-kun." said L. He was holding the bloody frying pan . He looked paler then usual. His hair was messier and his eyes were even darker then usual. Raito regained his senses and stood up. He looked into the room and saw the other members of the investigation team all passed out and bloody on the floor.

"W-What's going on, Ryuuzaki?" asked Raito as he wiped the blood away from his nose.

L was stuttering now. "S-s-sorry, Y-Yagami-kun. I c-can't find m-my sw-sweets anywhere." despite this, he stayed in his usual calm demeaner.

Raito was suddenly regretting his prank as he noticed the frying pan splitting the air once again. Raito felt a sharp pain before his vision went black and he passed out.

"But y-your a suspect t-too." L said darkly. L tied the investigation team members to chairs and gagged them. He didn't bother with his ratty old tennis shoes as he left to go outside to find his fix of sweets. He went to his favorite cake shop which just happened to be located right near the headquarters and went in. As he entered, he was barraged by a flurry of shouts.

"All the flours gone!" shouted one of the employees.

L ignored this and slouched over to the counter. "One s-strawberry shortcake, p-please."

"Sorry!" shouted the manager. "There's no more flour and the last cake was just bought! We won't get any more for a week or more!"

L stood, frozen for a full five minutes. He began to shake. Without saying a word, he picked up a chair and broke all of the windows.

"What are you doing?" shouted the manager just as he was smacked with a glass plate. L preceded to destroy the entire store. He calmly left and walked to a supermarket a block away.

Just as he was about to walk into the door, the manager closed and locked the doors. "Sorry." he said, "We're closed."

L didn't know what to say. But, actions speak louder then words, so he destroyed this store as well. This continued for three days. L walked to every store that sold sweets that he knew of, but all had some complication, so he couldn't get his fix. As he made his way to an ice cream parlor, he was surrounded by police cars.

"Sir!" said someone through a loud speaker. "Put your hands behind your head and lie down on the pavement!"

L stared at the man. The man blinked and L was gone. Needless to say, L destroyed the entire squad of cars and officers without breaking a sweat. In the next week, L destroyed everyone and thing in the world. As he was walking through the rubble and fires that had once been Canada, he saw something on the ground. He walked over and picked it up. It was a strawberry hard candy, still in it's wrapper. He unwrapped it and ate it.

"That's better." he said, his stutter gone.

RANDOM QUOTES:
Dear ra..I think i've had too much yaoi. I swear I just heard my baked potato say "I like it when you get me all buttery". .....XD-Bianca

'This was wrong… Yuki was the rat, he was the cat, and they were both guys, related no less.', OH BUT IT SEEMS SO RIGHT!!!-ME XD

“Of course, love is love. Shi-GURE, our boys have lost their virginity…to each other!” He exclaimed as he extended a hand that Shigure grasped. “Can you image…those hot, sweaty, beautiful bodies, intertwined? Oh, oh I can hear them too, whispered names, breathless moans.” It was then that they were all pushed out of the room. -AYAME/SHIGURE

AND NOW A POEM ABOUT L!
Dark eyes look out from under sooty lashes

Vacant- yet excruciatingly intense

Wide with insomnia and rimmed with smokey black

The bags under his eyes looking like small spots of necrosis

Pale ivory hands, as if cut straight from stone itself

Fingers, Nosferatu-long

Greasy black hair

Sticking up in graity-defying tufts

He sits, a different sort of angel

Curled, crouching, ready to spring

Protecting himself with gangly limbs

Bare feet taste the expensive fabric of the chair

As if memorising it's every weave

A mismatch of crumpled jeans and dirty white t-shirts

An enimga

A cipher no-one wishes to break

However

It is only when you break through the darkness

Lifting the hazy smog

That you see the light

Hidden beneath

Beautiful and bright

Sparkling with intelligence

And lit with a white-hot inner fire

Committed to justice and righteousness
I NEVER THOUGHT OF L LIKE THAT!!! By:Youkai at heart



Yes that is Hiei, kurama, Kaoru and Hikaru, L, Vash, Sasuke, and Yes it IS Tuxedo Mask!

I HATE STEREO YPES!!!
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b***h.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm SHORT so I must be a MIDGET.
WHAT THE *insert extreme profanity here*

I need pictures of me at kumoricon but there all on my brothers computer ;.; so here are some random pitures that i feel like putting up!!!!*glomps L*


Jessica's shoes of power!!!


MY KAKASHI!!!!!



Gaara and Naruto being teenage girls:

“Yes.” The red head says, before picking up a spoon and having some ice cream himself. I had told Gaara everything including that I had a bun in the oven. That’s one of the main reasons Gaara was now particle living with me. I could tell he was concerned, but he would never say it. I heard the boy next to me sigh. “Men….” Is all he said while shacking his head.

“Tell me about it.” I sigh to before I shove more ice cream down my throat.

“I just can’t believe the nerves of some people.” Gaara said calmly, but I knew he was very made. Not only is he talking about Sasuke, but him and Shikimaru had a fight. He hasn’t told me about it, every time he tries he (even though you can’t tell by his face) completely pissed. He gets so pissed that I can hear the sand trying to get out of that thing on his back to kill something.

“It would make you feel better if you talk about it, that and may be some cheese cake. Oh, we should go get some, but you can’t have any until you tell me what happened.” I’ve been eating a lot of course but mainly I have cravings for sweets.

Gaara stared at me for a moment then began to speak. “He forgot our two month anniversary.”

I’d never expect Gaara to get so mad over something like that. I tried hard not to laugh. “Did say sorry right, I mean it’s easy have something slip your mind. Maybe he had a hard day.” I could hear the sand rattle.

“No he didn’t say he was sorry.”

“What a d**k, men are so insensitive.” I say feeling a lot like a girl.

“I know, he said that it would be more reasonable to celebrate when it’s been a year.”

“God what a jerk! Can’t he see the two month anniversary is the most important! I mean two months is a long time for two teenagers to still be dating! I’m not even ganna be able to celebrate min, which would be like in eight days!”

“We’re better of with out them Naruto, even if the sex was mind blowing.” Gaara said with a far away look in his eyes.

“Well, than there is only one thing to do. Have a sugar orgasm!” I say getting on my feet.

“A sugar orgasm?”

“You’ve never had one?”

“I’m not big on sweets.”

“A sugar orgasm is when, you take the fist couple of bits out of any kind of sweets and it tastes so good, it’s almost like an orgasm. We should go get some strawberry cheese cake, I always get a sugar orgasm from that.” I walk toward the door putting on a coat. Gaara gets up too.

“I’ll go get it, there’s no need for use both to go.” I rolled my eyes, he won’t let me do anything. I know it’s because I’m pregnant. I go back to sit on the couch and Gaara leaves to get the cake.

...xD, what a wonderful fanfiction where Naruto gets pregnant all credit to Yellow Kiwi on Fanfiction.net! *does a little jig*