I am that Gaian....the one you dont want to meet alone in an alley.
This is one CRAZY MOFO. Dont mess wit him or youll lose your sanity and your kidney
I can assure you I mean you no harm.
Who are you?
Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Well I can see that.
Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Oh. Right.
But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
VoilĂ ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Are you like a crazy person?
I am quite sure they will say so. But, to whom am I speaking with?
I'm Evey.
Evey? E-V. Of course you are.
What does that mean?
It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don't believe in coincidences.
Dont you hate it when people do this. Lol.
I love you so much baby. You are my world
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Cessyyy. <3
CHRISTMAS.
That's the funniest sig EVER.